# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 443
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8843 "2014-08-17T01:49:01Z")
Should we protest to free gluten, wherever he’s imprisoned? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8844 "2014-08-17T02:08:17Z")
Ain’t it shameful, how soon we forget Gluten’s good friends Fat, Sodium, and Sugar? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8845 "2014-08-17T02:11:03Z")
If we love bread, aren’t we just being glutens for bunishment? ---
**Author:** ![CodeB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85e7bf/32.png) [@CodeB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CodeB)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8846 "2014-08-17T02:16:40Z")
How are you? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8847 "2014-08-17T02:22:33Z")
Are you a one-trick pony? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8848 "2014-08-17T02:26:25Z")
When does the dog act come on? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8849 "2014-08-17T02:28:57Z")
Dare I ask about the donkey show? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8850 "2014-08-17T02:30:54Z")
Didn’t you hear it was postponed? They said: “Reply hazy. Ass later.”? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8851 "2014-08-17T02:33:07Z")
Is it true the lion wouldn’t eat the clown because he tasted funny? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8852 "2014-08-17T02:35:05Z")
But what if he’s a crying-on-the-inside type of clown, what would he taste like? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8853 "2014-08-17T02:35:18Z")
Did you hear the aerialist couldn’t go on because he was high and wired? Edited to answer the last questions: Wouldn’t he be Lemon Meringue Pagliacci? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8854 "2014-08-17T02:37:44Z")
What, that bozo? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8855 "2014-08-17T02:41:09Z")
Aren’t we all bozos on this bus? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8856 "2014-08-17T02:45:40Z")
Bus? Don’t bozos use a tiny car? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8857 "2014-08-17T02:52:16Z")
Do they booze up on ouzo before cramming into the sedan? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8858 "2014-08-17T03:36:45Z")
Is this thread on cruise control? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8859 "2014-08-17T03:47:19Z")
I’ll fix it - will you hand me the pliers? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8860 "2014-08-17T04:08:01Z")
Katie Holmes, is that you? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8861 "2014-08-17T15:04:12Z")
Don’t you mean… Nancy? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8862 "2014-08-17T15:12:41Z")
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