# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 444
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8863 "2014-08-17T15:24:34Z")
Has Chessie had her coffee yet? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8864 "2014-08-17T15:33:40Z")
Is that on page two? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8865 "2014-08-17T15:35:24Z")
Did you spill it there? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8866 "2014-08-17T15:43:22Z")
Didn’t they change that in rewrite? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8867 "2014-08-17T15:47:42Z")
So now who gets the hot coffee in their lap? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8868 "2014-08-17T15:48:57Z")
Aren’t today’s rewrites on the light green pages? If so, wouldn’t it be burpo? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8869 "2014-08-17T16:11:06Z")
What makes you think I drink coffee? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8870 "2014-08-17T16:13:08Z")
Did you miss this section: “…buddha\_david, distracted by CheshireKat’s presence, trips over Prof. P’s feet and spills his coffee into burpo the wonder mutt’s lap, with hilarious results…”? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8871 "2014-08-17T16:14:31Z")
Do we really have the budget for all that? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8872 "2014-08-17T16:18:12Z")
Who ever comes in under budget? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8873 "2014-08-17T16:21:43Z")
Does it say what my wardrobe budget is? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8874 "2014-08-17T16:24:51Z")
How much does a belt cost? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8875 "2014-08-17T16:30:36Z")
Do you think G-strings grow on trees? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8876 "2014-08-17T16:31:13Z")
\…I’d say no more than $15? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8877 "2014-08-17T16:35:25Z")
Chessie’s got it in for all of us, huh? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8878 "2014-08-17T16:37:37Z")
Why don’t you do a rewrite and add some furs and purrs? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2014, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8879 "2014-08-17T16:41:36Z")
Did _ **I** _ write this piece of crap? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8880 "2014-08-18T00:00:01Z")
Isn’t it a collaborative effort? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8881 "2014-08-18T00:06:56Z")
So you guys are getting paid, too? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8882 "2014-08-18T00:10:59Z")
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