# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 445
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8883 "2014-08-18T00:48:49Z")
I thought we all agreed on bitcoins, since we’re gettin’ paid by the bit? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8884 "2014-08-18T01:06:37Z")
Who the hell would cash a check made out to “Burpo, the Wonder Mutt?” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8885 "2014-08-18T01:35:29Z")
Chase The Stick Manhattan? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8886 "2014-08-18T01:41:31Z")
Who’s a good mutt? Who’s a good wonder mutt? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8887 "2014-08-18T02:06:09Z")
Are you sure your paws match the signature card? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8888 "2014-08-18T02:11:51Z")
How can I hold a pen without an opposable thumb? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8889 "2014-08-18T02:16:39Z")
Use both paws? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8890 "2014-08-18T02:18:29Z")
Hand me the Super Glue, will ya? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8891 "2014-08-18T02:19:26Z")
Mmmf, mu wif imma mouff? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8892 "2014-08-18T02:44:01Z")
Aw, isn’t he so cute when he drags his butt across the floor? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8893 "2014-08-18T02:48:09Z")
Does he have a Dog License to Kill? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8894 "2014-08-18T02:51:00Z")
Would someone get my agent on the phone, please? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8895 "2014-08-18T02:54:52Z")
Would that be your literary agent or your movie agent, Mr. Heir? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8896 "2014-08-18T02:55:36Z")
Would Agent 007C have a license to kill while driving a three-ton lorry? ---
**Author:** ![CodeB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85e7bf/32.png) [@CodeB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CodeB)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8897 "2014-08-18T03:43:18Z")
What are you wearing? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8898 "2014-08-18T03:44:41Z")
Do you want fries with that? ---
**Author:** ![CodeB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85e7bf/32.png) [@CodeB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CodeB)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8899 "2014-08-18T04:07:37Z")
Do you have cheeseburgers? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8900 "2014-08-18T04:19:28Z")
Did you get a script? What page are you on? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8901 "2014-08-18T04:42:36Z")
Isn’t this like a sequel or something? ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8902 "2014-08-18T06:12:06Z")
This feels hot, does it look like it’s getting infected? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=444) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=446)