# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 446
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8903 "2014-08-18T13:50:54Z")
It looks gross, do you want me to cut it off? ---
**Author:** ![CodeB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85e7bf/32.png) [@CodeB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CodeB)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8904 "2014-08-18T13:58:49Z")
How are you doing today? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8905 "2014-08-18T14:06:33Z")
Don’t you hate when some old lady on the freeway cuts you off? ---
**Author:** ![CodeB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85e7bf/32.png) [@CodeB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CodeB)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8906 "2014-08-18T14:07:46Z")
What are you wearing Jake from State Farm? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8907 "2014-08-18T14:10:55Z")
I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful. I feel good, I feel great, I feel wonderful. (Is it working?) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8908 "2014-08-18T14:11:06Z")
Doesn’t Jake have full coverage? ---
**Author:** ![CodeB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85e7bf/32.png) [@CodeB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CodeB)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8909 "2014-08-18T14:18:12Z")
How do I make money? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8910 "2014-08-18T14:22:54Z")
Code B, where are you from and what’s your favorite pet’s name? ---
**Author:** ![CodeB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85e7bf/32.png) [@CodeB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CodeB)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8911 "2014-08-18T15:35:21Z")
What is the meaning of life? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8912 "2014-08-18T15:50:21Z")
You ARE Eliza, aren’t you? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8913 "2014-08-18T15:54:29Z")
Is this what things will be like when Skynet becomes self-aware? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8914 "2014-08-18T18:56:17Z")
What do you mean “when”? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8915 "2014-08-18T19:07:17Z")
Yeah, weren’t you invited to his coming-out party? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8916 "2014-08-18T20:22:12Z")
Oh, wait, you’re a [Dave], aren’t you? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8917 "2014-08-18T21:32:47Z")
Tell me, how do you feel about [Dave]? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8918 "2014-08-18T21:56:10Z")
Well, don’t y’know, it’s not ME, it’s the AI such as HAL who don’t seem to care for [Dave] very much? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8919 "2014-08-18T22:04:46Z")
How are you, [not ME, it’s the AI such as HAL who don’t seem to care for [Dave] very much]? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8920 "2014-08-18T22:52:54Z")
Tell me, how do you feel about [not ME, it’s the AI such as HAL who don’t seem to care for [Dave] very much]? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8921 "2014-08-18T23:01:55Z")
Incursive loop? Flip-flop? Why does the porridge bird lay its eggs in the air? Excuse me, Dr. Memory? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2014, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8922 "2014-08-18T23:36:21Z")
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