# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 447
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8923 "2014-08-19T00:00:16Z")
Am I too sexy for my shirt dress up in the sky? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8924 "2014-08-19T01:57:11Z")
How can you be in two places at once when you’re not anywhere at all? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8925 "2014-08-19T02:05:33Z")
Quantum mechanics? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8926 "2014-08-19T02:09:39Z")
Do they charge for overtime? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8927 "2014-08-19T02:12:43Z")
So what’s your hourly rate? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8928 "2014-08-19T02:37:11Z")
Don’t you think $E^2 = (pc)^2 + (m\_0c^2)^2 an hour is reasonable? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8929 "2014-08-19T02:42:32Z")
Do you have change for a five? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8930 "2014-08-19T02:48:41Z")
Why, do you have a plumbing problem? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8931 "2014-08-19T02:56:51Z")
Could you maybe just clean my pipes? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8932 "2014-08-19T03:08:47Z")
Aren’t those things yourself-cleaning? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8933 "2014-08-19T04:03:27Z")
Doesn’t cleaning staff cost less in Bangkok? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8934 "2014-08-19T04:34:40Z")
Service with a smile? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8935 "2014-08-19T04:37:45Z")
Of course, but you do know that’s extra, right? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2014, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8936 "2014-08-19T16:55:01Z")
Is it tax deductible? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2014, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8937 "2014-08-20T21:30:40Z")
Wouldn’t one expect some sort of loophole? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2014, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8938 "2014-08-20T22:22:08Z")
If I used a wormhole, could I avoid owing taxes for 10,000 years? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2014, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8939 "2014-08-20T22:31:17Z")
You mean in THIS universe, or the one you’d be going to? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2014, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8940 "2014-08-20T23:17:48Z")
Is this one[a hopeless case](https://web.cs.dal.ca/~johnston/poetry/pitmonster.html)? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2014, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8941 "2014-08-20T23:26:30Z")
Do you consider **burpo** hypermagical ultraomnipotence? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2014, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8942 "2014-08-20T23:40:19Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Is this one[a hopeless case](https://web.cs.dal.ca/~johnston/poetry/pitmonster.html)? WTH? > [@CheshireKat](#): > > Do you consider **burpo** hypermagical ultraomnipotence? That’s very sweet, but WTH? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=446) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=448)