# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 448
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2014, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8943 "2014-08-21T00:07:46Z")
What’s this all to do with the West Tallahassee Hamptons? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2014, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8944 "2014-08-21T03:03:13Z")
I thought it was the waist-to-hip circumference ratio? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2014, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8945 "2014-08-21T03:20:01Z")
Doesn’t anyone see the obvious angle of the bridge to his nose? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2014, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8946 "2014-08-21T03:29:26Z")
That would be Captain Kirk’s nose then? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2014, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8947 "2014-08-21T19:23:30Z")
Who knows… what evil… lurks… in the hearts… of men? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2014, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8948 "2014-08-21T19:37:51Z")
I nose, but do you think I’d tell? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2014, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8949 "2014-08-21T19:46:00Z")
How does your dog smell with no nose? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2014, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8950 "2014-08-21T19:46:48Z")
Met up with a skunk? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2014, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8951 "2014-08-21T19:47:28Z")
Didn’t Hitler tell that joke once? [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/in7yLZJ7A6Y/hqdefault.jpg "My Dog Has No Nose") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in7yLZJ7A6Y) ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2014, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8952 "2014-08-21T19:56:20Z")
Wow, is burpo older than I thought? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2014, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8953 "2014-08-21T21:27:42Z")
Is that in mutt years? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8954 "2014-08-22T02:48:30Z")
Or a sad tail? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8955 "2014-08-22T02:54:39Z")
In code, would that B “How is everyone?”? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8956 "2014-08-22T03:03:53Z")
Careful, ya wanna get BANNED? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8957 "2014-08-22T03:07:12Z")
Doesn’t the $50 SDMB insurance policy protected me from that? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8958 "2014-08-22T03:18:42Z")
Well, doesn’t that beat the banned? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8959 "2014-08-22T03:43:39Z")
What are you wearing? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8960 "2014-08-22T03:47:40Z")
Can you use your imagination? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8961 "2014-08-22T03:48:51Z")
Can I borrow yours? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8962 "2014-08-22T03:52:06Z")
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