# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 449
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8963 "2014-08-22T04:03:53Z")
Does someone have crystal balls, I mean A crystal ball? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8964 "2014-08-22T04:33:34Z")
Did you know it’s my belief that my big balls should be held every night? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8965 "2014-08-22T05:44:02Z")
Are you nuts? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8966 "2014-08-22T13:44:12Z")
Why, because he likes a testickle? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8967 "2014-08-22T15:34:37Z")
Does he have a ball? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8968 "2014-08-22T15:42:03Z")
Doesn’t he keep it next to his bat? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8969 "2014-08-22T15:45:02Z")
Are you pulling my third leg? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8970 "2014-08-22T16:48:05Z")
Is that something like a fifth wheel (which is actually very important if you’re a truck driver)? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8971 "2014-08-22T16:52:58Z")
Maybe you’re semi-right about that? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8972 "2014-08-22T16:55:22Z")
So you’re saying he’s a right-wing nut? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8973 "2014-08-22T17:00:47Z")
Do I look like a chickpea with all the answers? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8974 "2014-08-22T20:02:16Z")
Uh… yes? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8975 "2014-08-22T20:11:30Z")
When’s Jon Anderson gonna rejoin them? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8976 "2014-08-22T20:19:43Z")
First, where’s my piece of corn? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 22, 2014, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8977 "2014-08-22T22:42:18Z")
On the cob, or in the can? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2014, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8978 "2014-08-23T02:25:16Z")
Do they serve corn-on-the-cob in the can? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2014, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8979 "2014-08-23T02:33:09Z")
Are you from Appalachia? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2014, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8980 "2014-08-23T02:45:32Z")
Why, does my girlfriend look related to me? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2014, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8981 "2014-08-23T02:52:54Z")
Do you mean that 14-year-old in the flour sack? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2014, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/8982 "2014-08-23T03:26:11Z")
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