# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 451
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2014, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9003 "2014-08-24T02:02:47Z")
Don’t you think he has better papers than that? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2014, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9004 "2014-08-24T02:11:34Z")
SHE of the no Y chromosomes has superior papers AND a cute little toy, OK? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2014, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9005 "2014-08-24T02:12:45Z")
Did **burpo** piddle on the papers again? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2014, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9006 "2014-08-24T02:17:41Z")
Who’s got the shock collar? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2014, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9007 "2014-08-24T02:21:41Z")
But isn’t that where he’s supposed to do his business? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2014, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9008 "2014-08-24T02:24:46Z")
Your “cute little toy” was really one of those cheap-jack temporary tattoos, wasn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2014, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9009 "2014-08-24T03:42:34Z")
Do you really want to get me started on the despicable deterioration of Cracker Jack toys? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2014, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9010 "2014-08-24T03:54:27Z")
Why the hell not? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2014, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9011 "2014-08-24T04:29:46Z")
That’s a rather dangerous life motto, innit? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2014, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9012 "2014-08-24T05:03:12Z")
It’s better than ‘fuckit’, innit? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2014, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9013 "2014-08-24T12:44:49Z")
How sad is it that it takes Kat too long to smile after a fuck? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2014, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9014 "2014-08-24T14:22:01Z")
Is it sad to be stunned senseless from the experience? 😉 Prof, as Babu says, “You bad man. You very bad man”. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2014, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9015 "2014-08-24T16:10:09Z")
I’ll get right on that, OK? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2014, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9016 "2014-08-24T16:13:10Z")
You mean get off, don’t you? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2014, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9017 "2014-08-24T16:14:54Z")
Po-tay-to, po-tah-to? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2014, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9018 "2014-08-24T16:20:52Z")
Aren’t guys just the funniest creatures? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2014, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9019 "2014-08-24T16:58:02Z")
Feeling outnumbered? Outgunned? Outfunnied? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2014, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9020 "2014-08-24T17:14:44Z")
Outfunnied? Don’t you realize I have a handicap here of 400? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2014, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9021 "2014-08-24T17:27:22Z")
Does that explain your limp? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2014, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9022 "2014-08-24T17:46:57Z")
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