# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 452
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 24, 2014, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9023 "2014-08-24T23:56:47Z")
Canes? So now you’re into S&M? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2014, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9024 "2014-08-25T00:22:38Z")
You haven’t heard about my fishnet and whips, have you? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2014, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9025 "2014-08-25T00:25:25Z")
Are we in for a night of Kat Skratch Fever? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2014, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9026 "2014-08-25T00:45:13Z")
Did you know that’s also known as Teeny’s Disease? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2014, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9027 "2014-08-25T01:26:12Z")
Better that than ebola, innit? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2014, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9028 "2014-08-25T01:45:38Z")
Ah, but is it better than a kick in the head? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2014, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9029 "2014-08-25T15:16:05Z")
Is a kick in the head worth two in the crotch? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2014, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9030 "2014-08-25T15:32:12Z")
Did you know the origin of crotch is crutch, meaning a small stick to assist in…er, walking? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2014, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9031 "2014-08-25T15:42:30Z")
“Small” stick? As compared to what, General Sherman? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2014, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9032 "2014-08-25T16:17:35Z")
A ten-foot pole? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2014, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9033 "2014-08-25T17:27:05Z")
You mean “Stretch” Kowalski? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2014, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9034 "2014-08-25T18:28:47Z")
Didn’t you mean Jakub Kusmieruk? (those d@mn typos, hmm) ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 25, 2014, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9035 "2014-08-25T23:37:19Z")
Isn’t he the grandfather of Jane Kaczmarek, aka Lois from Malcolm in the Middle? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9036 "2014-08-26T01:06:06Z")
What do I look like, [IMDb.com](http://IMDb.com)? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9037 "2014-08-26T01:17:01Z")
I don’t know…what’s under that robe? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9038 "2014-08-26T01:49:40Z")
Wouldn’t that be Anduril? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9039 "2014-08-26T02:40:34Z")
Aren’t those for headaches? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9040 "2014-08-26T03:54:13Z")
Should I refer to your headaches as your-graines instead of my-graines? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9041 "2014-08-26T13:13:35Z")
Doesn’t that go against the grain? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9042 "2014-08-26T13:15:59Z")
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