# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 455
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9083 "2014-08-27T02:46:54Z")
What makes you think yer getting my chocolate cake? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9084 "2014-08-27T02:47:58Z")
So you want to have your cake and eat it too? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9085 "2014-08-27T02:48:33Z")
Haven’t you heard that chocolate is very bad for mutts? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9086 "2014-08-27T02:50:04Z")
Did you sa ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9087 "2014-08-27T02:51:46Z")
If he’s dead, can I have his rhinestone collar? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9088 "2014-08-27T02:53:56Z")
Since when do mutts get rhinestone collars? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9089 "2014-08-27T02:57:52Z")
Do you \*\*\*really \*\*\*want to know how he got it? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9090 "2014-08-27T02:58:43Z")
Wasn’t that a Glen Campbell song? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9091 "2014-08-27T04:04:19Z")
Since when does Glen Campbell pee on electric fences? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9092 "2014-08-27T04:09:01Z")
Since his hogs ate him out of house and home? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9093 "2014-08-27T04:11:07Z")
The hogs ate out his what now? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9094 "2014-08-27T04:41:16Z")
Was that what he gets for living high on the hog? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9095 "2014-08-27T14:33:54Z")
How high can you be with Alzheimer’s? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9096 "2014-08-27T15:38:07Z")
Would it help to wear jetboots? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9097 "2014-08-27T15:59:21Z")
Are they spike-heeled jetboots? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9098 "2014-08-27T16:00:51Z")
A fellah can dream, can’t he? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9099 "2014-08-27T16:44:05Z")
Well, sure, but can he afford them? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9100 "2014-08-27T16:53:18Z")
More importantly, will they match his collar? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9101 "2014-08-27T17:56:55Z")
You took my collar, remember? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9102 "2014-08-27T18:47:01Z")
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