# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 456
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9103 "2014-08-27T19:54:21Z")
Do dead people forget anything, really? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9104 "2014-08-27T22:32:55Z")
Would it be a grave mistake to ask if we cadaver any puns now? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2014, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9105 "2014-08-27T22:48:44Z")
Truly, dearly beloved, is it not a case of the morbid the merrier? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9106 "2014-08-28T01:10:03Z")
Isn’t it wrong to put all your puns in one casket? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9107 "2014-08-28T01:39:38Z")
Is that too low an undertaking? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9108 "2014-08-28T01:50:41Z")
Would you please look me in the eyes when you say that? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9109 "2014-08-28T03:56:00Z")
Was I staring lower again? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9110 "2014-08-28T03:57:46Z")
That depends - how tall are you? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9111 "2014-08-28T04:00:18Z")
Don’t you know that on the Internet, I’m as tall as you’d like me to be? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9112 "2014-08-28T04:09:28Z")
If you whisper to elephants, that would make you about 9’ tall, right? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9113 "2014-08-28T04:14:01Z")
Maybe they bow down to my majesty? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9114 "2014-08-28T04:21:01Z")
OK, I’ll picture you as 18’ tall, which begs the question…are you proportionately huge? \ ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9115 "2014-08-28T04:25:27Z")
Haven’t I ever mentioned that I sit down to pee because the doctor told me not to lift large, heavy objects? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9116 "2014-08-28T04:36:43Z")
Soooo…what exactly do you whisper to your elephants? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9117 "2014-08-28T08:03:15Z")
Dare I break client confidentiality? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9118 "2014-08-28T13:47:29Z")
Must we Double Dog Dare you? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9119 "2014-08-28T13:56:45Z")
Or the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9120 "2014-08-28T16:10:29Z")
Or the Top O’ The Line, El Supremo Send In the whole Dang Pack O’ Dogs Dare to get that info outta Sam? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9121 "2014-08-28T16:27:59Z")
He’s pretty tall - who has a ladder? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2014, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9122 "2014-08-28T17:01:18Z")
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