# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 458
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2014, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9143 "2014-08-29T21:25:27Z")
Ah, but does it drag in the bucks? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9144 "2014-08-30T00:40:43Z")
Howzabout _these_ [reinbeers](http://www.squidoo.com/Christmas-Puns#module163986398)? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9145 "2014-08-30T00:48:37Z")
[This](http://rhinestonearmadillo.typepad.com/.a/6a00e54efdf1128833013488638520970c-pi)is more iconic, don’t you think? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9146 "2014-08-30T01:00:21Z")
Do you know that resembles some old friends in Texas? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9147 "2014-08-30T01:05:40Z")
I keep forgetting you’re a closet Texan, \ ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9148 "2014-08-30T01:23:26Z")
Do you remember the Alamo? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9149 "2014-08-30T01:32:56Z")
You mean that little fort in the middle of a huge shopping center? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9150 "2014-08-30T01:35:23Z")
Could God make a shopping mall so big that he couldn’t shop at every store in a single day? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9151 "2014-08-30T01:40:59Z")
Isn’t it true that once you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9152 "2014-08-30T01:42:41Z")
nm ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9153 "2014-08-30T01:46:26Z")
What if it’s a mini-mall? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9154 "2014-08-30T02:01:00Z")
Where they sell to mini people? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9155 "2014-08-30T02:10:11Z")
In Europe, do little people still kiss you on both cheeks? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9156 "2014-08-30T02:23:29Z")
At the buss stop? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9157 "2014-08-30T03:10:07Z")
Isn’t it called a lorry? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9158 "2014-08-30T03:14:01Z")
Is the Texas dog attempting to pass as British? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9159 "2014-08-30T03:14:16Z")
Do you want to be given the boot? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9160 "2014-08-30T03:16:23Z")
Would you like the Texas dog to pass something else? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9161 "2014-08-30T03:17:38Z")
Should I answer, “Shit, NO”? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2014, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9162 "2014-08-30T03:33:43Z")
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