# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 46
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/901 "2013-03-19T13:20:50Z")
Are you jesting? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/902 "2013-03-19T14:35:33Z")
You see me smiling? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/903 "2013-03-19T14:55:29Z")
Is that a ten-gallon hat or are you chust enjoying the show? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/904 "2013-03-19T14:58:38Z")
Has anyone ever actually tried pouring 10 gallons into one of those? ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2013, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/905 "2013-03-19T17:20:16Z")
Ten gallons of what? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/906 "2013-03-20T02:50:32Z")
Who cares, because isn’t the point anyway just to piss off the cowboy? ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/907 "2013-03-20T03:38:28Z")
Would you prefer to piss _on_ the cowboy? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/908 "2013-03-20T03:43:11Z")
Isn’t it better to piss on the cowboy than to piss in his campfire? ---
**Author:** ![Uber\_the\_Goober](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/58956e/32.png) [@Uber\_the\_Goober](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uber_the_Goober)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/909 "2013-03-20T21:27:02Z")
Who here has urinary incontinence? ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/910 "2013-03-20T21:33:58Z")
Er, come to think of it, which way is the little boys’ room? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2013, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/911 "2013-03-20T22:00:55Z")
Are you a priest? ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/912 "2013-03-21T00:45:10Z")
Is a wide stance good enough? ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/913 "2013-03-21T01:04:57Z")
How wide can you get? ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/914 "2013-03-21T02:24:17Z")
Are you sure you can handle the truth? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/915 "2013-03-21T03:47:29Z")
Have you not seen how I handled your mother? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/916 "2013-03-21T20:05:38Z")
Can’t you leave my mother out of this? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/917 "2013-03-21T20:51:46Z")
Does anyone actually watch _How I Met Your Mother_? ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/918 "2013-03-21T20:52:50Z")
You really think I could leave _this_ out of your mother? ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2013, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/919 "2013-03-21T21:36:27Z")
You really think my Mom would be impresssed by THAT little thing? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2013, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/920 "2013-03-22T01:28:46Z")
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