# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 461
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9203 "2014-09-03T01:59:48Z")
[Wheeze.] What was that? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9204 "2014-09-03T02:09:14Z")
Did you miss the Mayan Apocalypse yet AGAIN? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9205 "2014-09-03T04:57:05Z")
Is the Apocalypse Now? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9206 "2014-09-03T15:29:04Z")
Wasn’t the prophet Elijah supposed to come first? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9207 "2014-09-03T16:17:43Z")
What does Mrs. Prophet Elijah have to say about that? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9208 "2014-09-03T16:40:30Z")
😃 Who’s had three cups of coffee AND their Wheaties this morning? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9209 "2014-09-03T16:52:06Z")
Am I weird because I can’t stand coffee? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9210 "2014-09-03T16:58:36Z")
What does coffee have to do with it? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9211 "2014-09-03T17:02:40Z")
Am I hearing Tina Turner? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9212 "2014-09-03T17:04:14Z")
Do you really expect us to know? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9213 "2014-09-03T17:17:00Z")
Are you **still** turning 50? Are are you now turning 51? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9214 "2014-09-03T17:21:19Z")
Speaking of old age, could anyone possibly have nicer-looking legs than Tina Turner, even at age sixty? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9215 "2014-09-03T17:24:15Z")
Isn’t Tina Turner 75? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9216 "2014-09-03T18:08:20Z")
And aren’t Tina and those fabulous legs now citizens of Switzerland? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9217 "2014-09-03T18:11:46Z")
Does that mean she’ll be on the front lines when Switzerland invades Germany? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9218 "2014-09-03T18:17:37Z")
Will they need my help (I speak fluent Swiss)? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9219 "2014-09-04T00:00:35Z")
If they hiss and piss, will the Swiss miss make 'em kiss? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9220 "2014-09-04T00:17:57Z")
Is this story about hot chocolate or golden showers? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9221 "2014-09-04T00:20:47Z")
For golden showers don’t you need St. Pauli Girl? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2014, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9222 "2014-09-04T00:27:42Z")
Sure would be better than Sam Adams, wouldn’t it? :eek: [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=460) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=462)