# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 464
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9263 "2014-09-06T01:30:20Z")
Inspect your points, ma’am? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9264 "2014-09-06T02:19:41Z")
Regular or diesel? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9265 "2014-09-06T02:21:58Z")
Supercharged. Oh, wait this isn’t the alphabet game. Make that “Supercharged?” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9266 "2014-09-06T02:25:20Z")
Can I overhaul your rear-end? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9267 "2014-09-06T02:27:07Z")
Is there junk in the trunk? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9268 "2014-09-06T02:31:45Z")
Can you dance with your monkey pants on? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9269 "2014-09-06T02:33:52Z")
Will you dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9270 "2014-09-06T03:39:15Z")
Don’t you need to be skyclad for that? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9271 "2014-09-06T03:40:57Z")
Yes, you do - is that a problem for you? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9272 "2014-09-06T03:52:32Z")
No problem for me, but _[checks mirror]_ wouldn’t me appearing naked in front of others be a crime against humanity? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9273 "2014-09-06T03:55:29Z")
Well, do you own a top hat? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9274 "2014-09-06T04:02:51Z")
Would a dog-eared fedora work? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9275 "2014-09-06T04:48:17Z")
What if I had a hat that said “Lion Tamer” in great big neon letters? [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/gV5OAfKhe34/hqdefault.jpg "Monty Python- Vocational Guidence Counselor") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV5OAfKhe34) ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9276 "2014-09-06T13:09:58Z")
Is it blue like my “Accountant to Aardvarks” t-shirt? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9277 "2014-09-06T13:37:23Z")
Or pink like my daughter’s “Hello Kitty” fanny pack? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9278 "2014-09-06T16:29:27Z")
Perhaps it’s black, like the color of my true love’s hair? ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9279 "2014-09-06T16:43:27Z")
Or grey, like the colour of your love’s true hair? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2014, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9280 "2014-09-06T21:27:11Z")
Or plaid, like the colour of your true love’s kilt? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2014, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9281 "2014-09-07T03:58:06Z")
Sheep CAN hear zippers, right? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2014, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9282 "2014-09-07T04:07:23Z")
Is that a, uh, blue ribbon you have tied there? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=463) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=465)