# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 465
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2014, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9283 "2014-09-07T04:09:04Z")
And how did you get your sheep to wear fishnets? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2014, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9284 "2014-09-07T04:10:56Z")
Do electric sheep dream of androids in silk stockings? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2014, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9285 "2014-09-07T04:21:13Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Is that a, uh, blue ribbon you have tied there? Have I won first prize? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2014, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9286 "2014-09-07T04:26:37Z")
Are you ready to haul your big prize sheep home? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2014, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9287 "2014-09-07T15:04:44Z")
Is that the capital ewe? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2014, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9288 "2014-09-07T20:04:10Z")
Are you perhaps a lower-case Scot? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2014, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9289 "2014-09-08T01:45:20Z")
MacMiniscule? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2014, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9290 "2014-09-08T06:51:41Z")
O’Shorty? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2014, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9291 "2014-09-08T13:30:27Z")
Brevis Brevissen? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2014, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9292 "2014-09-08T14:37:18Z")
Angus MacEensyweensy? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2014, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9293 "2014-09-08T14:55:00Z")
Sean MacMicrodot? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2014, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9294 "2014-09-08T15:06:26Z")
Is he a Brainfart? Er, sorry, Braveheart? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2014, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9295 "2014-09-08T18:23:37Z")
Are you talking about a myocardial in-fart-tion? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2014, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9296 "2014-09-08T18:48:18Z")
Is he preparing air biscuits? [only on the internet could you find _150 Different Ways to Describe a Fart_] ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2014, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9297 "2014-09-08T19:19:59Z")
Is this the start of the art of the fart? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2014, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9298 "2014-09-08T20:42:17Z")
Did you catch wind of the situation? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2014, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9299 "2014-09-08T20:48:20Z")
Did you ever hear Donovan sing “Catch The Wind”? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2014, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9300 "2014-09-08T20:50:26Z")
Was that the smell Lynyrd Skynyrd sang about? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2014, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9301 "2014-09-08T21:00:30Z")
Free Burp? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2014, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9302 "2014-09-08T21:51:11Z")
Didn’t we agree he would stay tied to the radiator? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=464) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=466)