# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 467
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9323 "2014-09-09T22:39:56Z")
Wanna watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9324 "2014-09-09T22:52:55Z")
Shouldn’t you be pulling him out by his **ears**? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9325 "2014-09-09T22:58:44Z")
Don’t you know you NEVER pull a rabbit’s ears? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9326 "2014-09-09T23:01:54Z")
So you’re saying you routinely pull their other part? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2014, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9327 "2014-09-09T23:04:08Z")
Need to work on your routine some, don’t you, Teller? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9328 "2014-09-10T01:49:02Z")
That de **penn** ds on the routine, doesn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9329 "2014-09-10T01:54:31Z")
Well, did you know my ex-husband Siegfried wasn’t **roy** alty? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9330 "2014-09-10T01:56:56Z")
Have you ever eaten peaches with herbs? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9331 "2014-09-10T02:19:06Z")
When you were in the hall, did you have oates? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9332 "2014-09-10T02:23:36Z")
After Al Hirt me for putting herbs on peaches, do you think I’d take a chance on oates? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9333 "2014-09-10T02:26:12Z")
Kinda kinky, innit? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9334 "2014-09-10T02:29:08Z")
How _does_ one sew some wild oats on something, seeing as the grains are so small? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9335 "2014-09-10T02:31:50Z")
Don’t the drunken genius toddlers do that? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9336 "2014-09-10T02:34:40Z")
Who would feed whiskey to a toddler (besides me, I mean)? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9337 "2014-09-10T02:38:02Z")
Jim Bean? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9338 "2014-09-10T02:51:58Z")
Is he related to Johnnie Walked? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9339 "2014-09-10T03:08:09Z")
Is _that_ the reason why Crown Royal whiskey comes wrapped in a Snuggie? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9340 "2014-09-10T03:27:18Z")
Isn’t that just a plush little puke bag? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9341 "2014-09-10T03:28:08Z")
To keep it from catching a cold? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2014, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9342 "2014-09-10T16:03:30Z")
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