# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 47
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2013, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/921 "2013-03-22T04:01:34Z")
Wouldn’t they have to know who their mothers were in order to have that? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2013, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/922 "2013-03-22T04:06:36Z")
Um… isn’t it more likely they don’t know who their fathers are than their mothers? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2013, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/923 "2013-03-22T04:12:06Z")
Who can tell with these guys? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2013, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/924 "2013-03-22T15:42:46Z")
Why don’t we let your mother answer that? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2013, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/925 "2013-03-22T15:56:53Z")
Maybe we could talk about my great-great-uncle Chuck now, just to change the subject? ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2013, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/926 "2013-03-22T17:11:11Z")
You’d rather I put _this_ in your great-great-uncle Chuck? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2013, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/927 "2013-03-22T18:11:02Z")
Ew, would you put that away, please? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2013, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/928 "2013-03-22T20:58:44Z")
So Chuck was of that persuasion? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/929 "2013-03-23T02:02:16Z")
Do you think I mentioned Chuck in order to discuss his sexual proclivities? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/930 "2013-03-23T02:17:16Z")
Why don’t you tell us about your visits to your great-great-uncle Chuck’s chuckwagon? ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/931 "2013-03-23T03:05:37Z")
Can we talk about puppies now? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/932 "2013-03-23T03:38:07Z")
Are you a dog or a cat person? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/933 "2013-03-23T04:10:01Z")
Whaddya have against stoats? ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/934 "2013-03-23T04:45:10Z")
Buddy if you want a stoat, why don’t you look right here in my pants? ---
**Author:** ![II\_Gyan\_II](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/bbe5ce/32.png) [@II\_Gyan\_II](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/II_Gyan_II)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/935 "2013-03-23T05:14:58Z")
Isn’t it uncomfortable smuggling them that way? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/936 "2013-03-23T13:42:02Z")
It is a doubled-edged sword isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2013, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/937 "2013-03-23T13:54:53Z")
Is that a double-edged sword in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/938 "2013-03-24T02:53:00Z")
Just how tortured are these double entendres going to get? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2013, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/939 "2013-03-24T02:59:25Z")
Is that a double entendre in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/940 "2013-03-25T01:15:04Z")
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