# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 472
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9423 "2014-09-15T19:55:38Z")
And you didn’t bring me anything to drink? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9424 "2014-09-15T19:56:33Z")
Oh-uh. Was that lampshade taken from one of those “clapper” lamps … clap on/clap off? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9425 "2014-09-15T20:52:57Z")
Did you hear about the time Captain Picard attached a clapper to Mr. Data’s power supply and then have the crew give him a standing ovation? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9426 "2014-09-15T21:53:30Z")
Could you hum a bar or two like Guinan? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9427 "2014-09-15T22:35:59Z")
Can you accompany me on the theremin while I wail _Hello, Suckers_? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9428 "2014-09-15T23:17:35Z")
Are you taking a hands-off approach to things now? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2014, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9429 "2014-09-15T23:38:13Z")
Would you make an exception for li’l ol’ me? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9430 "2014-09-16T00:58:59Z")
How little and old _are_ you? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9431 "2014-09-16T01:02:46Z")
Did you forget how to speak Texan? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9432 "2014-09-16T01:10:02Z")
Do I _look_ like a dumbshit redneck? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9433 "2014-09-16T01:16:04Z")
Sensitive, are we? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9434 "2014-09-16T01:33:15Z")
Aren’t most dumbshit rednecks? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9435 "2014-09-16T01:37:02Z")
If you redirect your blood flow, would your neck turn less red? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9436 "2014-09-16T01:38:47Z")
What other part of the body would benefit from increased blood flow? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9437 "2014-09-16T01:40:24Z")
Your cute little bunny ears? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9438 "2014-09-16T01:45:46Z")
Is that what they’re calling them now? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9439 "2014-09-16T01:45:52Z")
My… misunderstanding? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9440 "2014-09-16T08:07:54Z")
Miss who? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9441 "2014-09-16T15:16:58Z")
Huh? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9442 "2014-09-16T16:00:24Z")
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