# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 473
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9443 "2014-09-16T16:11:48Z")
We’re all glued to your post count! Two more to go! Are you excited? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9444 "2014-09-16T16:14:56Z")
Is it time to watch the odometer roll over? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9445 "2014-09-16T16:16:26Z")
20,000 posts in 18 months: would this have been even possible without the help of my game-threading friends? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9446 "2014-09-16T16:30:18Z")
20,009 posts in 18 months and 15 minutes? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9447 "2014-09-16T16:52:51Z")
I had a “clean up on aisle six” situation involving the cat and the sugar bowl, or I’d have been here to see your 20K. CONGRATULATIONS!! Oh, and ? (to keep this legal) ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9448 "2014-09-16T17:17:53Z")
Are you going to unchain Mrs. Pepperwinkle from the computer, now? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9449 "2014-09-16T17:21:52Z")
Whoo hoo: 20,000 posts! Are you due for a new keyboard, or mouse rotation? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9450 "2014-09-16T17:41:07Z")
I’ve been through three mice, but why on earth why I unchain Madame P.? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9451 "2014-09-16T18:11:44Z")
Instead of congratulations\*, who would join me in saying THANK YOU, Prof. P, for doing MUCH MORE than your share in keeping us entertained, (slightly) out of trouble, and (possibly) helping us be less ignorant? \*After all, he didn’t win any money, a new car, or a HOT STRIPPER WIFE, did he? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9452 "2014-09-16T18:20:58Z")
Aren’t post-parties against the rules? :dubious: (And just in case Sam & Elendil didn’t get the reference: [My Misunderstanding.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APyz8Ye0IxE&t=231)) ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9453 "2014-09-16T18:57:41Z")
> [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](#): > > (snip) > After all, he didn’t win any money, a new car, or a HOT STRIPPER WIFE, did he? 😃 Since we’re not in the “Twenty Grand Club”, how do we know that the Professor DIDN’T win all those prizes? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9454 "2014-09-16T18:59:50Z")
Well, I haven’t seen any money come in, and the car’s in the shop, and with Madame P.'s health, she hasn’t been able to do a striptease for me in a couple of years, but I’m on the SDMB, so am I not still a winner? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9455 "2014-09-16T19:35:05Z")
May I proclaim loudly, “Yes, dear Professor, you are absolutely a winner!”? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9456 "2014-09-16T19:44:11Z")
Are you going to put on the Official Cheerleading Outfit? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2014, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9457 "2014-09-16T20:51:50Z")
Where is that outfit now? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9458 "2014-09-17T16:57:25Z")
24 hours later? Is there anything like a worn out cheerleading outfit to kill the queries? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9459 "2014-09-17T17:04:00Z")
You think he’s still searching for the outfit? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9460 "2014-09-17T17:05:50Z")
Or is he raising the hem of the skirt yet another 4 inches? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9461 "2014-09-17T17:10:13Z")
Brain bleach, please? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9462 "2014-09-17T17:18:42Z")
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