# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 474
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9463 "2014-09-17T17:22:49Z")
You’ve never seen my legs, have you? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9464 "2014-09-17T17:32:32Z")
What about the time they were going at warp speed - does that count? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9465 "2014-09-17T17:49:38Z")
Where are we now: _Leave It To Femur_? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9466 "2014-09-17T17:52:41Z")
Make no bones about it, are we still showing you the love? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9467 "2014-09-17T20:30:30Z")
Are these boney jokes meant to be humerus, ulna’t? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9468 "2014-09-17T20:45:13Z")
Ulna’t? Isn’t that stretching it a little? We don’t ALL speak Urdu, you know ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9469 "2014-09-17T21:36:33Z")
Are you trying to stirrup trouble? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9470 "2014-09-17T21:39:22Z")
Or are you trying to spur us on? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9471 "2014-09-17T21:52:40Z")
Or I’m trying to move some lazy asses? (all in jest, of course) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9472 "2014-09-17T22:11:20Z")
Didn’t Jesus move an lazy ass? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2014, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9473 "2014-09-17T23:13:11Z")
Did Jesus covet Mary Magdalene’s ass? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9474 "2014-09-18T02:26:27Z")
Was she ass-tounded? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9475 "2014-09-18T02:48:28Z")
Did she bray for forgiveness? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2014, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9476 "2014-09-18T03:04:03Z")
Wasn’t Jesus her illegal-immigrant gardener, or am I confusing my stories? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2014, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9477 "2014-09-19T05:46:35Z")
Have you been watching Cinemax after midnight again? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2014, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9478 "2014-09-19T07:34:54Z")
What took you so long to respond? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2014, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9479 "2014-09-19T11:04:22Z")
Sometimes you feel like asking questions, and sometimes you don’t, or maybe we were kidnapped by Canadians? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2014, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9480 "2014-09-19T14:07:57Z")
You Blame Canada, are you from South Park? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2014, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9481 "2014-09-19T14:12:28Z")
Do they have cute Mounties there? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2014, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9482 "2014-09-19T14:30:05Z")
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