# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 477
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9523 "2014-09-23T23:44:57Z")
Shhh, we’re hiding. We don’t want to clutter the Game Room now, do we? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9524 "2014-09-24T00:01:11Z")
HEY! What’s new? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9525 "2014-09-24T02:55:05Z")
Is the Cloaking device active? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9526 "2014-09-24T03:13:55Z")
What happened to the Cone of Silence? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9527 "2014-09-24T03:17:21Z")
. ? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9528 "2014-09-24T03:20:29Z")
!? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9529 "2014-09-24T03:28:00Z")
Hey, are those real questions? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9530 "2014-09-24T03:29:38Z")
Um, hey, how 'bout that Tiger Wood? _GOLF, I’m talkin’ GOLF here_ ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9531 "2014-09-24T03:32:31Z")
Why, has he gotten into the rough with his putter again? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9532 "2014-09-24T03:38:40Z")
Was I surprised you used “rough” instead of “bush”? Do rhetorical questions count here? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9533 "2014-09-24T03:42:14Z")
Is “bush” a golfing term? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9534 "2014-09-24T03:43:55Z")
Does a golf clap count as a weapon of mass distraction? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9535 "2014-09-24T03:48:57Z")
Isn’t golf clap what afflicted Tiger Woods. EDIT: ? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9536 "2014-09-24T03:53:18Z")
Is this some secret code EDIT: . EDIT: ? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9537 "2014-09-24T04:05:30Z")
What’s all this claptrap? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9538 "2014-09-24T04:05:49Z")
Doesn’t it mean the TIDE is reversing? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9539 "2014-09-24T13:05:39Z")
Or has your DIET been scrambled? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9540 "2014-09-24T13:46:59Z")
Or does it mean you’re TIED in knots? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9541 "2014-09-24T13:55:49Z")
So I’m left with EDIT? Do I have to edit out all the claptrap? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2014, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9542 "2014-09-24T13:56:52Z")
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