# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 480
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2014, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9583 "2014-09-27T03:37:22Z")
Did you know if you cross a chick with an alley cat you get a peeping tom? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2014, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9584 "2014-09-27T04:33:47Z")
Did you know you can’t cross a pig and an elephant, according to that song by Loverboy? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2014, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9585 "2014-09-27T04:41:56Z")
What’s the difference between a dog and a fox? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2014, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9586 "2014-09-27T05:30:42Z")
A paper bag? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2014, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9587 "2014-09-27T16:15:28Z")
Don’tcha know it’s a six-pack? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2014, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9588 "2014-09-27T16:25:33Z")
Didn’t Willie say “Oh I’ve never gone to bed with an ugly woman, but I sure woke up with a few”? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2014, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9589 "2014-09-27T16:47:25Z")
Isn’t he the man that looks like Heidi? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2014, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9590 "2014-09-27T17:09:38Z")
How’d that lightning strike feel? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2014, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9591 "2014-09-27T22:22:48Z")
Are you saying YOU pulled that down from Valhalla? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2014, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9592 "2014-09-27T23:39:10Z")
I thought lightning came from Olympus? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9593 "2014-09-28T00:45:27Z")
Are you mildly surprised or thunderstruck? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9594 "2014-09-28T00:51:44Z")
Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9595 "2014-09-28T01:02:38Z")
Would you cover your nose and mouth, please? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9596 "2014-09-28T01:03:40Z")
Choo gonna make me? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9597 "2014-09-28T01:06:20Z")
Hey, you’re married, aren’t ya? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9598 "2014-09-28T15:39:41Z")
Can we join her harem? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9599 "2014-09-28T15:41:21Z")
Can we find a better term? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9600 "2014-09-28T15:43:32Z")
What? There’s a term limit on male concubines? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9601 "2014-09-28T15:46:02Z")
That wasn’t what I meant, but you DO know the answer to that, yes? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9602 "2014-09-28T15:54:07Z")
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