# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 481
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9603 "2014-09-28T16:10:32Z")
What just a durn minute, girlie; we’re all MANLY MANS, here, dig? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9604 "2014-09-28T16:30:40Z")
Would some Gallifreyan technology help? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9605 "2014-09-28T16:41:45Z")
Do you want to be reduced to a half-eaten circle? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9606 "2014-09-28T16:43:24Z")
Am I the only one who heard that _ **whoosh** _ sound? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9607 "2014-09-28T16:46:15Z")
Who…me? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9608 "2014-09-28T17:15:44Z")
…so sue me? ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9609 "2014-09-28T23:09:56Z")
May I have your lawyer’s phone number? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9610 "2014-09-28T23:26:31Z")
Are you going to plant flaming dog poop on her doorstep for me? (…not very happy with my lawyer these days…) ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9611 "2014-09-28T23:30:44Z")
I guess Burpo will have to answer this one, right? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9612 "2014-09-28T23:43:57Z")
You know I’m only one dog, and can only do so much, right? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9613 "2014-09-28T23:48:52Z")
But, wait, aren’t you the WONDER mutt? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2014, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9614 "2014-09-28T23:50:54Z")
Are we creating a new Marvel Superhero? _(“Wonder Mutt, Wonder Mutt! Tons of poop fly from his butt!”)_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2014, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9615 "2014-09-29T00:22:56Z")
Is his archenemy the Mailman? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2014, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9616 "2014-09-29T00:32:36Z")
Shouldn’t it be the Korean chef? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2014, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9617 "2014-09-29T01:14:29Z")
I can chase my tail at the speed of light; neat, huh? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2014, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9618 "2014-09-29T01:16:59Z")
Should we start a new game called GAME: and title the thread GAME: GAME:? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2014, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9619 "2014-09-29T01:19:18Z")
I’m game, you? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2014, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9620 "2014-09-29T03:38:01Z")
Maybe the game could be to guess who I am? (Psst! Read my signature) ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2014, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9621 "2014-09-29T03:48:20Z")
Well, if there are two of you, can I have one? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2014, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9622 "2014-09-29T04:43:34Z")
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