# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 485
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9683 "2014-10-01T16:01:27Z")
Wait a minute; there are Mayan Elves? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9684 "2014-10-01T16:05:45Z")
Aren’t you one? You must be, since it has been reported that you’re not a real human. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9685 "2014-10-01T16:09:21Z")
Shouldn’t those elves be mayan-ding the business of building Christmas toys? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2014, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9686 "2014-10-01T16:12:19Z")
Is that an Alabama accent I hear? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9687 "2014-10-02T02:16:57Z")
With a banjo on his knee? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9688 "2014-10-02T02:26:56Z")
Is that Hellman’s Mayan-knees? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9689 "2014-10-02T02:45:10Z")
Could you Mayan your own business? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9690 "2014-10-02T02:46:39Z")
Don’t you know it’s hard work diggin’ down here in the coal mayan? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9691 "2014-10-02T02:55:31Z")
Can’t you wait until my Inca is dry to respond? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9692 "2014-10-02T02:56:40Z")
Does it put the mess in Mesoamerican? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9693 "2014-10-02T03:31:14Z")
Does it put the you-know-what and the you-know-what in Lake Titicaca? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9694 "2014-10-02T04:23:43Z")
What’s all the fuss I’ve been hearing about Mayan alpaca lips? Did their animals have some sort of mouth disease? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9695 "2014-10-02T04:54:52Z")
Where can you find a good alpaca oral surgeon these days, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9696 "2014-10-02T14:51:45Z")
Are you aware that llamas have long banana-shaped ears while alpacas have shorter spear-shaped ears, with llamas weighing twice as much as alpacas? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9697 "2014-10-02T15:07:31Z")
Are you the Dalai Llama? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9698 "2014-10-02T15:17:01Z")
Is yo mama a llama? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9699 "2014-10-02T16:41:26Z")
Should I say chamois on you? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9700 "2014-10-02T20:10:15Z")
Did you know, a one-L lama is a holy man, a two-L llama is a South American pack animal, and a three-L lllama is one heckuva big fire? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2014, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9701 "2014-10-02T20:50:16Z")
Do you know I’ll bet you a silk pajama you’re wrong? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2014, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9702 "2014-10-03T02:16:14Z")
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