# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 487
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9723 "2014-10-04T13:26:27Z")
Do you know how to set up a joke, or what? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9724 "2014-10-04T14:36:47Z")
What? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9725 "2014-10-04T14:46:50Z")
Can’t you see he’s calling the peasants a revolting bunch? (but…but…I thought WE were the low-content ghetto peasants) 😛 ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9726 "2014-10-04T15:06:52Z")
Since the peasants accuse us of this, how 'bout we spend the next several posts counting to one million? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9727 "2014-10-04T18:37:02Z")
Don’t we already have [a thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=17777896#post17777896) for that? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9728 "2014-10-04T18:47:30Z")
Are you saying we should change ours to “count the toes of everyone in the world, single digits at a time”? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9729 "2014-10-04T19:28:24Z")
Isn’t that the sort of thing that will shut us down? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2014, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9730 "2014-10-04T19:34:04Z")
Now, now Professor. Don’t you recognize when I’m pokin’ fun? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9731 "2014-10-05T01:07:12Z")
Which little piggy had roast beef, which little piggy had Caesar salad, and which little piggy had gluten-free breadsticks? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9732 "2014-10-05T01:59:08Z")
Wouldn’t that be Porky Pig, Miss Piggy and Babe? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9733 "2014-10-05T02:01:45Z")
Someone’s sticking their feet into their food? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9734 "2014-10-05T02:59:16Z")
Toe-fu? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9735 "2014-10-05T03:18:08Z")
Hot cross bunions? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9736 "2014-10-05T06:31:33Z")
Sole food? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9737 "2014-10-05T13:26:03Z")
You’re quite in step with this, aren’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9738 "2014-10-05T13:32:56Z")
Did I put my foot in my mouth again? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9739 "2014-10-05T14:53:45Z")
Why, oh, why must you be such a heel? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9740 "2014-10-05T14:58:52Z")
Should we move up to cankles? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9741 "2014-10-05T15:00:35Z")
Isn’t she the bee’s knees? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9742 "2014-10-05T15:03:39Z")
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