# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 488
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9743 "2014-10-05T15:13:25Z")
Yeah, no fair; don’t you realize you have a leg up on the rest of us? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9744 "2014-10-05T15:15:59Z")
It’s been 11 hours since I was let outside, you know? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9745 "2014-10-05T19:12:39Z")
Should I call PETA, Sara Maclachlan or the ASPCA? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9746 "2014-10-05T19:14:13Z")
Wouldn’t Merry Maids be a better choice? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2014, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9747 "2014-10-05T19:15:54Z")
Or an escort service? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2014, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9748 "2014-10-06T01:48:37Z")
Do you think Sara Maclachlan would scratch me under the chin? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2014, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9749 "2014-10-06T03:54:12Z")
Do you have an itch somewhere? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2014, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9750 "2014-10-06T15:29:40Z")
Need you ask? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2014, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9751 "2014-10-06T15:35:03Z")
What happens if we don’t? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2014, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9752 "2014-10-06T15:35:32Z")
Do you “scratch” a lot? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2014, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9753 "2014-10-06T15:36:58Z")
Aren’t lottery cards for suckers? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2014, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9754 "2014-10-06T15:39:40Z")
So we’re talking oral now? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9755 "2014-10-07T04:05:23Z")
Hasn’t Mr. Roberts already gone to that great congregation in the sky? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9756 "2014-10-07T04:09:56Z")
Isn’t his son still driving around in California? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9757 "2014-10-07T05:53:34Z")
Is he still laying hands on fallen women? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9758 "2014-10-07T13:49:58Z")
Are we talking prostrate or prostitute here? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9759 "2014-10-07T14:18:21Z")
What does his prostate have to do with it? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9760 "2014-10-07T14:53:48Z")
Wouldn’t the fact that his father left no will factor into this situation? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9761 "2014-10-07T15:43:16Z")
Oh, is aboulia hereditary? ---
**Author:** ![Vita\_Beata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@Vita\_Beata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vita_Beata)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9762 "2014-10-07T15:51:23Z")
Did the father have the akinetic mutism (extreme form) of aboulia? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=487) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=489)