# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 489
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9763 "2014-10-07T15:59:41Z")
What is with you people, making me look stuff up so early in the morning? And by the way, isn’t “disorder of diminished motivation (DDM)” just a fancy phrase for procrastination? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9764 "2014-10-07T16:09:21Z")
Is that similar to an acute case of immediate postprandial upper-abdominal distention? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9765 "2014-10-07T19:41:41Z")
Would it be OK if I answered that tomorrow… or maybe the day after? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9766 "2014-10-07T21:32:53Z")
Well, could you answer it yesterday instead? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 7, 2014, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9767 "2014-10-07T21:35:37Z")
Wouldn’t that cause a dangerous paradox implosion? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9768 "2014-10-08T02:48:01Z")
Isn’t a paradox two piers by the sea? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9769 "2014-10-08T02:59:00Z")
Is a triplex a guy who’s been divorced 3 times? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9770 "2014-10-08T03:06:02Z")
Do you think he’d have been divorced at all if he’d used Fourex condoms? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9771 "2014-10-08T03:07:09Z")
So then what’s Durex? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9772 "2014-10-08T03:08:37Z")
Half as rubbery? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9773 "2014-10-08T03:12:22Z")
What’s Durex? Isn’t T-Rex due honors as the most popular of all dinosaurs? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9774 "2014-10-08T03:14:00Z")
With those arms? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9775 "2014-10-08T03:16:38Z")
Divorced dinosaurs using condoms? What are you fellas drinking in here? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9776 "2014-10-08T03:18:24Z")
Who’s the skirt? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9777 "2014-10-08T03:23:03Z")
Don’t you know there’s nothin’ like a dame? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9778 "2014-10-08T03:24:42Z")
Ira Levin had something to say about that, huh? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9779 "2014-10-08T03:27:28Z")
You’re QQQQuite the gentleman, aren’t you? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9780 "2014-10-08T03:49:33Z")
Are you cold? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9781 "2014-10-08T17:01:44Z")
Do you know, I think she might be hot under the collar? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9782 "2014-10-08T17:08:03Z")
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