# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 49
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/961 "2013-03-25T14:37:18Z")
Did I stutter? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/962 "2013-03-25T14:39:29Z")
Then why can’t I read your lips? ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/963 "2013-03-25T15:04:06Z")
Are you sure he has lips? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/964 "2013-03-25T15:17:32Z")
Am I the only person who thinks lips look like worms? ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/965 "2013-03-25T16:11:17Z")
What if you WERE the only one? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2013, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/966 "2013-03-25T16:14:48Z")
Do you think that would even matter, here on the Dope? ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/967 "2013-03-26T02:40:33Z")
Do you also think they taste like worms? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/968 "2013-03-26T03:13:52Z")
Will I ever be able to forget you asked that question? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/969 "2013-03-26T06:43:56Z")
How can I help you forget? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/970 "2013-03-26T15:56:02Z")
Got any really strong memory-erasing drugs, perchance? ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/971 "2013-03-26T16:00:29Z")
Anybody seen my other sock? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2013, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/972 "2013-03-26T16:02:02Z")
Aren’t socks illegal? ---
**Author:** ![JBDivmstr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b4bc9f/32.png) [@JBDivmstr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBDivmstr)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2013, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/973 "2013-03-27T02:29:53Z")
Why would socks be illegal? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2013, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/974 "2013-03-27T04:02:41Z")
Isn’t it written in the Constitution? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2013, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/975 "2013-03-27T04:12:40Z")
Maybe it’s just Socks the Cat who’s illegal, after what he/she did to the White House couch? ---
**Author:** ![JBDivmstr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b4bc9f/32.png) [@JBDivmstr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBDivmstr)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2013, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/976 "2013-03-27T04:32:41Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > Maybe it’s just Socks the Cat who’s illegal, after what he/she did to the White House couch? Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha… Wait… What did Socks do to the White House couch? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![JBDivmstr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b4bc9f/32.png) [@JBDivmstr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JBDivmstr)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2013, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/977 "2013-03-27T04:33:50Z")
> [@chowching](#): > > Isn’t it written in the Constitution? Who’s Constitution? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2013, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/978 "2013-03-27T13:17:53Z")
Don’t you study that at school? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2013, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/979 "2013-03-27T13:36:11Z")
Do you really think any of us have time for school? ---
**Author:** ![chowching](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@chowching](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowching)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2013, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/980 "2013-03-27T14:34:03Z")
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