# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 490
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9783 "2014-10-08T18:47:40Z")
Did you know that cows are dyslexic Buddhists, since they stand around all day going “MOO”? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2014, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9784 "2014-10-08T18:52:44Z")
OOM? Are you confusing the Dali Lama with a Dyson? ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2014, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9785 "2014-10-09T01:00:29Z")
You mean there’s a difference? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2014, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9786 "2014-10-09T01:34:03Z")
Is The Void The Vacuum? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2014, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9787 "2014-10-09T01:42:11Z")
Isn’t the principle “a vacuum avoids nature”? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 9, 2014, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9788 "2014-10-09T03:57:21Z")
Didn’t President Hoover invent the vacuum cleaner? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2014, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9789 "2014-10-10T15:01:50Z")
Didn’t President Ford invent the Edsel? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2014, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9790 "2014-10-10T15:13:43Z")
Didn’t President Bush…uh, never mind. ? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2014, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9791 "2014-10-10T16:27:35Z")
What is that you’re beating around? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2014, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9792 "2014-10-10T16:31:57Z")
Can’t you see this bird in my hand? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2014, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9793 "2014-10-10T16:46:08Z")
I don’t see it, but is that bird dookie on your pants? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2014, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9794 "2014-10-10T17:00:10Z")
Or are you just happy to see her? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2014, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9795 "2014-10-10T17:06:52Z")
You know, my first reply was going to be “What’s that white glob on your hand” but I went with what I thought was a safer one, but nooooo…you couldn’t leave it alone, could you? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2014, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9796 "2014-10-10T18:07:30Z")
This white glob? Why, it’s mayonnaise from the BLT I just made – why do you ask? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2014, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9797 "2014-10-11T00:38:16Z")
Did you bring out the Hellmann’s and bring out the best? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2014, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9798 "2014-10-11T00:40:38Z")
Six hours and the best you can do is product placement? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2014, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9799 "2014-10-11T00:42:05Z")
Were you just waiting to pounce? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2014, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9800 "2014-10-11T00:46:29Z")
Who, innocent sweet little me who thinks you’re cat’s pajamas? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2014, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9801 "2014-10-11T01:04:45Z")
Can you see me blushing on the Internet? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2014, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9802 "2014-10-11T01:08:54Z")
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