# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 491
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2014, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9803 "2014-10-11T02:17:36Z")
Could you hum a few bars? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2014, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9804 "2014-10-11T05:25:24Z")
Can you put your lips together and blow? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2014, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9805 "2014-10-11T12:13:06Z")
Would you like reveille, retreat or taps? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2014, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9806 "2014-10-11T15:09:19Z")
Why not a mash-up of all three? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2014, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9807 "2014-10-11T15:25:22Z")
Won’t that make me wonder whether I’m waking up, walking away, or winding down? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2014, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9808 "2014-10-11T15:27:14Z")
Would a kazoo-version of “Walk This Way” be less confusing? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2014, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9809 "2014-10-11T15:35:40Z")
How do I walk like a kazoo? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2014, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9810 "2014-10-11T15:38:00Z")
Do you practice a lot? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2014, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9811 "2014-10-11T15:44:14Z")
Walking or kazooing? ---
**Author:** ![Amberlei](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@Amberlei](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amberlei)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2014, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9812 "2014-10-11T16:35:45Z")
Why not both? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2014, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9813 "2014-10-11T16:42:38Z")
Would you like to hear my toot-toot-splat tune? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2014, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9814 "2014-10-11T16:58:00Z")
Could we save that for after dinner, please? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2014, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9815 "2014-10-11T17:04:05Z")
Who said you were getting dinner? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2014, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9816 "2014-10-11T17:08:17Z")
Oh, it’s come to THIS, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2014, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9817 "2014-10-11T22:52:17Z")
So, skipping dinner and staying for breakfast then? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2014, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9818 "2014-10-12T00:44:26Z")
2,300 miles is kinda far for “walkies,” wouldn’t you say? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2014, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9819 "2014-10-12T00:46:56Z")
If a couple o’ nerdy Scots singers can walk 500 miles, who knows how far a Texan mutt would go? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2014, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9820 "2014-10-12T00:48:37Z")
I guess a “wonder mutt” is supposed to fly, right? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2014, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9821 "2014-10-12T01:12:34Z")
Why bother flying when you can instantly teleport? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2014, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9822 "2014-10-12T01:21:10Z")
Before you teleport, shouldn’t you deflea yourself? Help me…help meeee… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=490) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=492)