# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 493
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2014, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9843 "2014-10-13T21:04:09Z")
You kiss your Mommy with that mouth? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2014, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9844 "2014-10-13T21:26:36Z")
Who else’s mouth would I kiss her with? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9845 "2014-10-14T20:58:08Z")
Who else’s mother do you kiss with that mouth? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9846 "2014-10-14T22:11:04Z")
Geez, how big IS your mother obsession? [I have no idea who we’re accusing] ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9847 "2014-10-14T22:18:01Z")
Doesn’t _Naira_ mean “And your mother too!” in Swahili? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9848 "2014-10-14T22:40:24Z")
Isn’t a naira a Nigerian coin worth about 3/5ths of a penny? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9849 "2014-10-14T23:19:40Z")
^ Where were you five posts ago? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9850 "2014-10-14T23:42:08Z")
Would you believe I was locked in the dank subterranean dungeon of the insidious Dr. Magary, and being tortured both day and night for my secrets as to how to eliminate static cling from ICBMs? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2014, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9851 "2014-10-14T23:52:22Z")
Is it OK if I don’t touch that with a 39-1/2 foot pole? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2014, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9852 "2014-10-15T01:12:20Z")
Do you think Kate Upton might? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2014, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9853 "2014-10-15T01:22:25Z")
Alright! Are we going around again? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2014, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9854 "2014-10-15T01:23:09Z")
Did you know I’ve spent the last hour furiously sending emails to the Board begging them to put a damn [WARNING - MORE KATE UPTON] in front of posts about her? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2014, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9855 "2014-10-15T01:32:35Z")
Aw, c’mon Kat, don’t you know by now you’re twice the sex goddess she is? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2014, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9856 "2014-10-15T01:37:17Z")
Just twice? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2014, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9857 "2014-10-15T01:39:39Z")
Wanna bet I can hear Kate Upton laughing from here? but thank you, you sweeties ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2014, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9858 "2014-10-15T01:42:12Z")
Any chance we can SEE Kate Upton laughing from here? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2014, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9859 "2014-10-15T01:50:13Z")
Want me to go get her, drag her here and rip her clothes off for ya’ll (for a fee, of course)? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2014, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9860 "2014-10-15T01:53:07Z")
Have you been able to do this all along? (How BIG a fee?) ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2014, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9861 "2014-10-15T03:36:21Z")
How much ya got? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2014, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9862 "2014-10-15T14:33:50Z")
So…I guess we’ll never learn how Prof. Pepperwinkle escaped from Dr. Magary’s dank subterranean dungeon? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=492) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=494)