# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 499
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2014, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9963 "2014-10-21T21:45:06Z")
He’s a right-handed lover? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9964 "2014-10-22T02:24:41Z")
What did Jim Croce mean by “treetop lover”? Was he into dendrology? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9965 "2014-10-22T02:28:16Z")
I don’t know, but would you let him near your pines? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9966 "2014-10-22T03:36:08Z")
Didn’t all the men just call him, “Sir”? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9967 "2014-10-22T04:53:48Z")
With love? ---
**Author:** ![Jameson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19b73/32.png) [@Jameson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jameson)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9968 "2014-10-22T07:44:23Z")
Military man can establish a special relation with their leader, a general but are you sure that was ‘love’? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9969 "2014-10-22T12:03:36Z")
They don’t have to tell, right? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9970 "2014-10-22T13:42:16Z")
Would you? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9971 "2014-10-22T13:54:57Z")
Are you asking me not to? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9972 "2014-10-22T16:59:42Z")
Pics or it didn’t happen? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9973 "2014-10-22T19:31:32Z")
How can she have pics of something she didn’t do? Or is that Photoshop? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9974 "2014-10-22T19:42:33Z")
Smoke, mirrors and puppets? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9975 "2014-10-22T19:50:55Z")
You mean like in “Team America–World Police”? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9976 "2014-10-22T20:38:04Z")
Does it involve puppet sex and projectile vomiting, just like in the movie? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2014, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9977 "2014-10-22T23:26:18Z")
Wouldn’t that be GREAT? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2014, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9978 "2014-10-23T01:33:30Z")
Are we talking Woody Allen? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2014, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9979 "2014-10-23T01:37:38Z")
Woody wouldn’t be that far a stretch from puppet sex, would it, I mean, wood it? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2014, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9980 "2014-10-23T01:49:18Z")
That wouldn’t be morning wood, would it? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2014, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9981 "2014-10-23T02:51:51Z")
How much wood would a morning wood if a morning would wood wood? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2014, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/9982 "2014-10-23T03:01:11Z")
How about if only she just wood wood wood? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=498) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=500)