# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 504
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2014, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10063 "2014-10-27T04:06:15Z")
Maybe he just feels pretty? EDIT: Doncha know that will teach me to forget to jump to the next page before answering? :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2014, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10064 "2014-10-27T12:52:56Z")
And witty? and gay? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2014, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10065 "2014-10-27T14:06:49Z")
Such a pretty face? Such a pretty dress? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2014, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10066 "2014-10-27T16:50:54Z")
So you’ve met my good friend Maria, the craziest girl on the block? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2014, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10067 "2014-10-27T17:46:59Z")
How DO you solve a problem like Maria? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2014, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10068 "2014-10-27T17:48:25Z")
Off with her head? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2014, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10069 "2014-10-27T18:16:25Z")
You are an ISIS terrorist? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2014, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10070 "2014-10-27T18:20:37Z")
Oh, come on, if the CheshireKat allowed an Alice reference, who can use one? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2014, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10071 "2014-10-27T18:25:05Z")
Is she still grinning at that? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2014, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10072 "2014-10-27T18:25:57Z")
Do I EVER stop grinning? \ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2014, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10073 "2014-10-27T18:26:57Z")
Just don’t disappear completely, okay? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2014, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10074 "2014-10-27T18:27:29Z")
Is that all she’s wearing, a grin? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2014, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10075 "2014-10-27T18:29:25Z")
Gee, a gentleman and a naughty ninja. Whichever one should I choose to answer? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2014, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10076 "2014-10-27T18:30:43Z")
Myself, the gentleman? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2014, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10077 "2014-10-27T18:37:30Z")
Want me to put those pants out? ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2014, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10078 "2014-10-27T19:28:43Z")
Are they on fire? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10079 "2014-10-28T03:20:52Z")
Am I a liar? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10080 "2014-10-28T03:35:30Z")
How can you be a liar if you never make a declarative statement? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10081 "2014-10-28T03:58:49Z")
Isn’t a liar an ancient Greek musical instrument with strings and shaped like the letter U? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10082 "2014-10-28T12:54:59Z")
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