# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 505
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10083 "2014-10-28T14:29:40Z")
Can you repeat that with a mouthful of oatmeal? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10084 "2014-10-28T14:49:45Z")
Morfffogratfhikly schhalenj’d mussch? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10085 "2014-10-28T15:01:21Z")
Was that a raisin that hit me in the face? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10086 "2014-10-28T15:31:50Z")
Raisin or prune? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10087 "2014-10-28T16:09:31Z")
Is good taste in the fiber of your being? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10088 "2014-10-28T16:11:51Z")
Don’t you know I’m just a regular guy? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10089 "2014-10-28T16:20:53Z")
Don’t tell, but did you know regular guys just bowel me over? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10090 "2014-10-28T16:32:38Z")
Have I told you lately what anus guy you are? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10091 "2014-10-28T16:37:13Z")
And of course, there’s always a big butt, isn’t there? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10092 "2014-10-28T17:31:19Z")
Rectum? Why, it damned near… umm, how does it go again? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10093 "2014-10-28T18:13:39Z")
Doesn’t it go without saying? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10094 "2014-10-28T18:23:00Z")
Did you forget about Francis the talking ass? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10095 "2014-10-28T18:33:14Z")
Is he related to Gladys, The Groovy Mule? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10096 "2014-10-28T21:59:07Z")
Mister ED: Erectile Dysfunction? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10097 "2014-10-28T23:09:52Z")
Isn’t Mr. Ed’s real name a Mystery? (heh-heh…see what I did there?) ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10098 "2014-10-28T23:21:53Z")
You typed without moving your fingers? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10099 "2014-10-28T23:39:18Z")
You moved without fingering your type? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2014, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10100 "2014-10-28T23:54:49Z")
Why does that sound nasty? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2014, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10101 "2014-10-29T00:02:44Z")
Would you believe, I actually refrained from making a comment about small-breasted Asian girls in school uniforms? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2014, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10102 "2014-10-29T00:08:21Z")
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