# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 507
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2014, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10123 "2014-10-30T19:51:34Z")
Thanks, but where’s the chocolate? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2014, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10124 "2014-10-30T19:54:42Z")
Would you believe a friendly flock of cacao buzzards, bearing their harvest, are even now wending their way from the forests of Venezuela to Washington state? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2014, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10125 "2014-10-30T19:56:11Z")
Shirley you don’t expect me to make my own chocolate eclairs? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2014, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10126 "2014-10-30T20:01:03Z")
Well, would you believe a squadron of F-4 bakery gnomes has been sent to intercept the buzzards in midflight and have a few hundred perfectly baked and filled eclairs ready to descend on your house by sunset? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2014, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10127 "2014-10-30T20:24:19Z")
Why, you are my hero once again - would you like some? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2014, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10128 "2014-10-30T20:39:29Z")
Are you a Hero, Hoagie, Submarine, Blimpie, Bomber, Campbell, Dagwood, Filled Roll, Grinder, Italian Sandwich, Po-boy, Rocket, Spuckie, Torpedo, Tunnel, Wedge and/or Zeppelin? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2014, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10129 "2014-10-30T20:42:21Z")
How about a Manwich? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2014, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10130 "2014-10-30T22:22:51Z")
Eww, with a gammy leg? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10131 "2014-10-31T00:07:46Z")
Don’t you know, you’re supposed to eat around the smooshy parts? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10132 "2014-10-31T00:30:01Z")
What if there aren’t any smooshy parts? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10133 "2014-10-31T00:38:31Z")
Aren’t there ALWAYS smooshy parts? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10134 "2014-10-31T01:57:18Z")
Aren’t there some Teamsters you can call to smoosh some parts? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10135 "2014-10-31T02:15:49Z")
Did you know a smoosh once bit my sister? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10136 "2014-10-31T02:19:13Z")
Shouldn’t that read, “A smøøsh ønce bit my sister”? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10137 "2014-10-31T02:35:10Z")
Now you’re criticizing my accent? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10138 "2014-10-31T02:50:14Z")
How 'bout a sm(.)(.)sh? heehee ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10139 "2014-10-31T02:57:40Z")
Lookin’ kinda smooshy, aren’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10140 "2014-10-31T02:59:37Z")
If he were here, would Hulk smoosh? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10141 "2014-10-31T03:28:16Z")
Have ya’ll looked up smoosh in the Urban Dictionary? :o So, is anyone going to be a Princess for Halloween? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2014, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10142 "2014-10-31T03:50:08Z")
Well, do you know my daughter, Princess Pepperwinkle, will be going as Elsa, the Ice Princess from _Frozen_? Urban Dictionary… Smoosh… **Yipes!** [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=506) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=508)