# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 509
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2014, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10163 "2014-11-01T02:27:39Z")
How much of that is oolong? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2014, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10164 "2014-11-01T02:27:52Z")
How much would that sell for? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2014, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10165 "2014-11-01T03:50:53Z")
Does anyone have Earl Grey on speed dial? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2014, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10166 "2014-11-01T03:57:09Z")
You really think I could afford a phone call to China? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2014, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10167 "2014-11-02T02:31:27Z")
Can’t you just Skype? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2014, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10168 "2014-11-02T23:58:53Z")
Why is a Skype call like a straw hat? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10169 "2014-11-03T00:01:15Z")
I’d rather take a slow boat to China, wouldn’t you? hahaha 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10170 "2014-11-03T00:01:32Z")
Because it’s up in the air? Shakes fist at **CheshireKat**! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10171 "2014-11-03T00:09:22Z")
You don’t know the answer is, **Because it isn’t felt**? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10172 "2014-11-03T00:11:15Z")
So it’s the same answer as that to “Why is a Skype call like a Catholic nun?”? ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10173 "2014-11-03T20:37:21Z")
Can someone explain to me Why a fly can’t bird, but a bird can fly? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10174 "2014-11-03T20:47:56Z")
Lack of feathers? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2014, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10175 "2014-11-03T20:49:04Z")
A fly had no middle digit? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10176 "2014-11-04T02:51:12Z")
And what if my fly covers a big digit? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10177 "2014-11-04T03:02:50Z")
What if your mind NEVER left the gutter? Huh? What then? Gutter balls? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10178 "2014-11-04T03:07:23Z")
“Gutter balls” – is that what the kids are calling it these days? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10179 "2014-11-04T03:16:09Z")
Gutter like with the roof? Can you think of even a shingle pun? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10180 "2014-11-04T03:20:44Z")
If he isn’t gable to come up with one, perhaps it’s because it’s too slate, and he’s mortar’d than usual, and we should wait tile he’s got it nailed? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10181 "2014-11-04T08:37:05Z")
I guess that about covers them all, don’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10182 "2014-11-04T15:04:53Z")
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