# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 510
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10183 "2014-11-04T15:11:29Z")
Isn’t this whole punning on the roof thing a little infan-tile? Although, if the soffits,wear it right? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10184 "2014-11-04T15:15:54Z")
Can you provide proof for that statement? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10185 "2014-11-04T18:04:29Z")
Doesn’t that question mansard for itself? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10186 "2014-11-04T21:21:12Z")
What do you think a folksy actor like Chimney Stewart would say about that? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2014, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10187 "2014-11-04T23:48:45Z")
Wasn’t he a man who knew soot from Shinola? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10188 "2014-11-05T00:15:48Z")
Wax you ashin’ that for? (having an early drink or two here) ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10189 "2014-11-05T00:21:42Z")
Have you ever thought you had the flue, but it turned out it was shingles? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10190 "2014-11-05T00:47:35Z")
Are we getting down to the hearth of the matter? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10191 "2014-11-05T00:51:33Z")
Who are you, Don Henley? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10192 "2014-11-05T00:54:17Z")
Is that what we get for airing our Dirty Laundry? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10193 "2014-11-05T00:57:31Z")
All I want to do is dance, OK? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10194 "2014-11-05T01:00:15Z")
Do they allow dancing down at the Sunset Grill? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10195 "2014-11-05T01:12:58Z")
Wait, is this the end of innocence? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10196 "2014-11-05T02:08:49Z")
Is a witchy woman ever really innocent? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10197 "2014-11-05T03:53:16Z")
Did you see how high she flies? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10198 "2014-11-05T03:55:43Z")
You wouldn’t be looking up that witch’s skirt now, would you? once again, the Devil made me type this ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10199 "2014-11-05T04:05:09Z")
Isn’t that skirting the real issue? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10200 "2014-11-05T04:05:25Z")
Don’t she have a party to go to? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10201 "2014-11-05T04:16:50Z")
Is it her party, and she’ll cry if she wants to? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2014, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10202 "2014-11-05T04:32:18Z")
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