# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 516
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2014, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10303 "2014-11-13T19:23:17Z")
If this keeps up will I have to call Ace Ventura? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2014, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10304 "2014-11-13T19:45:26Z")
Nothing Ventura, nothing maned? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2014, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10305 "2014-11-13T19:49:06Z")
Does Jesse Ventura have no mane? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2014, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10306 "2014-11-13T19:51:01Z")
Wasn’t the “Main Man” Adam Carey? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2014, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10307 "2014-11-13T20:00:11Z")
Is that why they called him “Hairy” Carey? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2014, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10308 "2014-11-13T21:08:16Z")
Could Mata Hari be in here? SPYING, not dancing ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2014, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10309 "2014-11-13T21:28:10Z")
May ve see your paperssss? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2014, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10310 "2014-11-13T21:36:10Z")
Don’t you know ve haff vays of making you laugh? ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2014, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10311 "2014-11-13T22:59:33Z")
Vo ist die drehpapiern? trans (badly): where are your rolling papers? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2014, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10312 "2014-11-14T01:21:42Z")
Vhere vas Villiam vandering on Vednesday? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2014, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10313 "2014-11-14T01:57:21Z")
I’m sorry, what was that? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2014, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10314 "2014-11-14T02:22:34Z")
He said, Did Vedna vandalize the villain over vhrere? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2014, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10315 "2014-11-14T03:57:38Z")
Vhatchu talkin’ about, Villis? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2014, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10316 "2014-11-14T05:17:36Z")
Would that be Bruce Villis from _Die Hard_? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2014, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10317 "2014-11-14T15:11:02Z")
Yippee-ki-yo-ki-yay, mothervucker? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2014, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10318 "2014-11-14T15:17:23Z")
Would the David Carradine biopic be titled _Died Hard_? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2014, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10319 "2014-11-14T15:19:08Z")
Would the hippie say his crusty old shirt was _Tie Dyed Hard_? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2014, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10320 "2014-11-14T15:22:24Z")
You tried hard, didn’t you? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2014, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10321 "2014-11-14T15:41:22Z")
Yes, I wore my fingers to the bone on that. Was I successful? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2014, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10322 "2014-11-14T15:49:24Z")
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