# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 519
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2014, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10363 "2014-11-19T19:36:25Z")
Why not three? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2014, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10364 "2014-11-19T19:42:07Z")
Why not four, and then do your Elvis impersonation? ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2014, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10365 "2014-11-19T21:13:06Z")
Well-a, well-a, why does my wife think that my stirring my coffee with Brownian Motion instead of a spoon is odd? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2014, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10366 "2014-11-19T21:40:29Z")
Does too much coffee send you to Heartburn Hotel? Or leave you all shook up? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2014, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10367 "2014-11-19T21:47:19Z")
Hint: remember where Elvis died? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2014, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10368 "2014-11-19T22:01:29Z")
In the john? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2014, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10369 "2014-11-19T22:08:41Z")
Would you touch that with a 39-and-a-half-foot pole? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10370 "2014-11-20T01:31:07Z")
I thought he died in Memphis? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10371 "2014-11-20T03:29:09Z")
Were the reviews that harsh? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10372 "2014-11-20T03:30:25Z")
Tough crowd? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10373 "2014-11-20T03:39:14Z")
Zombies? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10374 "2014-11-20T04:12:54Z")
Brainzzz? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10375 "2014-11-20T08:43:22Z")
Do you want a piece of my mind? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10376 "2014-11-20T12:19:21Z")
Does it taste like chicken? I love chicken ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10377 "2014-11-20T12:36:14Z")
Does anybody actually _hate_ chicken? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10378 "2014-11-20T14:22:05Z")
Is there an alectoromaniac in the house? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10379 "2014-11-20T14:24:35Z")
Are you hensane? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10380 "2014-11-20T14:39:25Z")
What eggzactly are you saying? That my brain is fried? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10381 "2014-11-20T14:48:33Z")
Is this your brain on drugs? Or are you free range? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10382 "2014-11-20T14:56:30Z")
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