# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 522
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2014, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10423 "2014-11-24T16:05:46Z")
You’re among friends - why shouldn’t you be forthcoming? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2014, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10424 "2014-11-24T17:27:52Z")
Are you saying I’m trying to pass the buck? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2014, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10425 "2014-11-24T19:00:42Z")
I hope you Ben jamin, too? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2014, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10426 "2014-11-24T19:40:08Z")
Deer me, did the Professor go stag to the dance and lose his cents? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2014, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10427 "2014-11-24T21:21:19Z")
What’s the point? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2014, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10428 "2014-11-25T02:58:10Z")
How many shillings are in a pun? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2014, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10429 "2014-11-25T09:12:03Z")
You think I’m guinea tell the likes of you? ---
**Author:** ![Tread](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Tread](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tread)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2014, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10430 "2014-11-26T02:57:49Z")
Do you really think those puns were funny? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2014, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10431 "2014-11-26T03:03:47Z")
Did you not drink enough to enjoy them? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2014, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10432 "2014-11-26T03:06:54Z")
Are not paronomastic expressions a reflection of the inner wit that winks from the clever spirit? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2014, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10433 "2014-11-26T03:12:17Z")
Well. It’s obvious you have not had enough to drink, Professor, isn’t it, to be able to come up with that? _and I blame that mangled sentence on drinking. Yeah, that’s the ticket._ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2014, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10434 "2014-11-26T03:48:29Z")
Uh, teetotaler, remember? ---
**Author:** ![Tread](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Tread](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tread)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2014, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10435 "2014-11-26T04:44:13Z")
How can one as drunk as I am, be expected to remember that? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2014, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10436 "2014-11-26T04:47:29Z")
Would it help to write it on your hand? ---
**Author:** ![Tread](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Tread](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tread)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2014, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10437 "2014-11-26T06:18:46Z")
To write what on my hand? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2014, 8:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10438 "2014-11-26T08:48:35Z")
Your name? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2014, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10439 "2014-11-26T18:06:36Z")
Puddin’ Tane? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2014, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10440 "2014-11-26T18:34:48Z")
Wanna ask me again? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2014, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10441 "2014-11-26T19:22:27Z")
If I do, will you tell me the same? ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2014, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10442 "2014-11-26T20:53:11Z")
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