# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 530
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10583 "2014-12-12T21:36:51Z")
Yeah, do you have one of your pretty hairs up your rear or something, EH? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2014, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10584 "2014-12-13T02:28:33Z")
What are you implying? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2014, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10585 "2014-12-13T03:20:54Z")
And what are the implications? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2014, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10586 "2014-12-13T03:21:48Z")
Does this mean I can go on vacation? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2014, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10587 "2014-12-13T03:29:26Z")
Oh, heading up to the North Pole to visit Santa? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2014, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10588 "2014-12-13T03:50:09Z")
What was he thinking, putting ME on the naughty list? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2014, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10589 "2014-12-13T03:52:33Z")
Maybe it’s the naughty but nice list? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2014, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10590 "2014-12-13T04:06:07Z")
Can you tell I’m smiling, you silver-tongued devil? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2014, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10591 "2014-12-13T10:19:53Z")
Can’t you two go get a room? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2014, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10592 "2014-12-13T19:02:42Z")
Do you have any reason to think the hotel would refuse to offer them one? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2014, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10593 "2014-12-13T19:09:22Z")
Is there no room at the inn? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2014, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10594 "2014-12-13T19:41:38Z")
Is my donkey welcome? ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2014, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10595 "2014-12-13T19:42:35Z")
Is my ogre welcome? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2014, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10596 "2014-12-13T22:49:00Z")
What about my invisible stoat? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2014, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10597 "2014-12-13T22:53:04Z")
Would your wee unseeable weasel like a ride on the donkey? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2014, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10598 "2014-12-13T22:57:26Z")
Are we assembling the Musicians of Bremen or the Friendly Beasts? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2014, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10599 "2014-12-13T23:45:38Z")
If not the Beasts of Bremen, how about the Hounds of Hamburg? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2014, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10600 "2014-12-14T07:58:47Z")
So can **CheshireKat** take her sweet ass, or is it just dogs and cats that are allowed? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2014, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10601 "2014-12-14T13:43:11Z")
Might I have the option of also bringing a small mouse? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2014, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10602 "2014-12-14T13:51:23Z")
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