# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 535
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2014, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10683 "2014-12-20T14:57:15Z")
You’re a doctor, no? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2014, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10684 "2014-12-20T22:22:09Z")
Has anyone seen the spy who (looked like Keira Knightley and) loved me? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2014, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10685 "2014-12-21T03:49:21Z")
Was she raking the moon? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2014, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10686 "2014-12-21T06:03:49Z")
Are you the Man with a Golden Pun? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2014, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10687 "2014-12-21T15:05:11Z")
Did Goldfinger thunderball Octopussy? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2014, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10688 "2014-12-22T04:07:28Z")
Don’t it make her golden eye blue? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2014, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10689 "2014-12-22T18:35:33Z")
Aren’t ALL the Bond Girls sent here from Russia, with love? ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2014, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10690 "2014-12-22T19:01:48Z")
Do the Ukraine girls nearly knock you out? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2014, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10691 "2014-12-22T19:05:14Z")
Is Georgia always on my mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mind? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2014, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10692 "2014-12-22T19:05:26Z")
Don’t you know they make me feel like I’m in a Kiev-in? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2014, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10693 "2014-12-22T21:42:18Z")
Is Chicken Kiev radioactive? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2014, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10694 "2014-12-22T21:57:32Z")
Only if cooked by Cher - no bull, am I right? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2014, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10695 "2014-12-22T22:37:17Z")
Maybe not a bull, but mos’ cow, don’tcha know? ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2014, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10696 "2014-12-22T22:42:33Z")
In Soviet Russia, did you know illegal use of puns puts you in Vladivostockade? ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2014, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10697 "2014-12-22T22:53:25Z")
Hey Yorgi, can you say three words? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2014, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10698 "2014-12-23T03:09:48Z")
If your Yeltsin Ford is in the shop, could I borrow your Gorba-Chevy? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2014, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10699 "2014-12-23T03:28:46Z")
Does your girl still think you’re Russian even if you insist you’re taking your time? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2014, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10700 "2014-12-23T13:40:13Z")
Didja know that last night when we arrived home from last minute shopping, we were hungry, and soviet? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2014, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10701 "2014-12-23T15:16:34Z")
Were you seeing red? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2014, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10702 "2014-12-23T15:27:33Z")
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