# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 537
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2014, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10723 "2014-12-26T02:09:30Z")
Someone who is very bad with puns? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2014, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10724 "2014-12-26T02:33:27Z")
GRAB HIM. HE HAS MONEY! Oh, and ? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2014, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10725 "2014-12-26T05:38:28Z")
Is that really a question, whether or not it’s asked on Christmas (or Boxing Day, for that matter)? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2014, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10726 "2014-12-26T14:50:58Z")
Shall we all sing “Christmas is gone-za, let’s all have Kwanzaa”? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2014, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10727 "2014-12-26T15:23:33Z")
Is it time to take down my Festivus pole? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2014, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10728 "2014-12-26T18:02:07Z")
Is F-e-s-t-i-v-u-s how you spell s-t-r-i-p-p-e-r on your planet? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2014, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10729 "2014-12-26T18:17:49Z")
Yes. Is there s-o-m-e-t-h-i-n-g wrong with that? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2014, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10730 "2014-12-26T18:28:08Z")
Is there some way to put “absolutely not” in a question? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2014, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10731 "2014-12-26T18:29:25Z")
Are we the only two in here? _takes half the cookies_ ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2014, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10732 "2014-12-26T18:37:10Z")
Are you really going there, thief? (Gimmee some of them cookies!) ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2014, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10733 "2014-12-26T18:39:26Z")
Did you not notice I LEFT HALF THE COOKIES FOR YOU!? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2014, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10734 "2014-12-26T18:46:21Z")
You mean the half of each cookie you didn’t bite off? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2014, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10735 "2014-12-26T19:02:28Z")
Would you prefer that I had eaten every last crumb? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2014, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10736 "2014-12-26T22:07:58Z")
Where did all the cookies go??? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2014, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10737 "2014-12-26T22:19:03Z")
Are those cookie crumbs on the mutt’s mug? ---
**Author:** ![justmeetee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@justmeetee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justmeetee)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2014, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10738 "2014-12-26T22:29:13Z")
How come my sister’s cookies don’t taste as good as moms if it’s the same recipe? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2014, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10739 "2014-12-26T22:42:51Z")
Do you mean “moms,” or “Mom’s”? ---
**Author:** ![justmeetee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@justmeetee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justmeetee)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2014, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10740 "2014-12-26T23:52:55Z")
Does proper grammar count on the test? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2014, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10741 "2014-12-26T23:54:56Z")
That depends…are you sharing those cookies your sister made? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![justmeetee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@justmeetee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justmeetee)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2014, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10742 "2014-12-27T00:24:15Z")
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