# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 539
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2014, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10763 "2014-12-28T11:24:47Z")
Masturbate? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2014, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10764 "2014-12-28T13:15:27Z")
If I have to be up, then why should the bear get to sleep? _poke poke kick_ ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2014, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10765 "2014-12-28T13:30:02Z")
Are you bearly tired? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2014, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10766 "2014-12-28T13:35:40Z")
:: when I read this in preview, I thought you said beardly, haha :: Would you say that three times, please, and serve my porridge? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2014, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10767 "2014-12-28T13:38:07Z")
Do you like it just right, and what’s that about porridge? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2014, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10768 "2014-12-28T13:42:26Z")
Which size bed are you trying to lure me into? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2014, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10769 "2014-12-28T14:35:44Z")
How many in your party? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2014, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10770 "2014-12-28T14:47:18Z")
Let’s see…Goldilocks, Red Riding Hood, three pigs and two wolves. Have I missed anyone? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2014, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10771 "2014-12-28T14:59:14Z")
Would it be a fairy tale ending, like in San Francisco? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2014, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10772 "2014-12-28T15:07:39Z")
Are you referring to the Goldigate scandal? ---
**Author:** ![justmeetee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@justmeetee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justmeetee)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2014, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10773 "2014-12-28T15:20:55Z")
And do you expect us to assign Inspector Callahan to this case? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2014, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10774 "2014-12-28T15:31:49Z")
Wouldn’t that be considered a dirty move? Really, I’m shocked you suggested it. ---
**Author:** ![justmeetee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@justmeetee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justmeetee)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2014, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10775 "2014-12-28T15:37:53Z")
Are you saying I have a dirty mind? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2014, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10776 "2014-12-28T15:48:28Z")
Does one night in Bangkok make a hard man crumble? ---
**Author:** ![justmeetee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@justmeetee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justmeetee)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2014, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10777 "2014-12-28T15:54:34Z")
Wouldn’t too much time in Bangkok promote crumbling morals? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2014, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10778 "2014-12-28T16:07:53Z")
Does Goldilock’s bear poop in the woods? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2014, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10779 "2014-12-28T21:01:09Z")
Weren’t there three bears in that tale? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2014, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10780 "2014-12-28T21:39:37Z")
Would you like some gamey stew? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2014, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10781 "2014-12-28T21:40:33Z")
How does Stu feel about that? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2014, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10782 "2014-12-28T23:22:56Z")
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