# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 543
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2015, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10843 "2015-01-06T14:48:41Z")
Are you all about the bass, the bass, the bass, no tripletail? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2015, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10844 "2015-01-06T16:52:37Z")
Did you ever know you’re my he-roe? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2015, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10845 "2015-01-06T19:02:02Z")
Do you abide by the old Latin precept of “Caviar Emptor”? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2015, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10846 "2015-01-06T19:19:39Z")
Did you start these puns again just for the halibut? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2015, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10847 "2015-01-06T19:46:39Z")
I’m sorry, do they give you a haddock? ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2015, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10848 "2015-01-06T20:07:06Z")
I’m hard of herring, can you repeat that ? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2015, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10849 "2015-01-06T20:08:51Z")
**I’m sorry, do they give you a haddock?** ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2015, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10850 "2015-01-06T20:15:19Z")
Isn’t that supposed to be in all carps? ---
**Author:** ![justmeetee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@justmeetee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justmeetee)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2015, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10851 "2015-01-06T20:42:00Z")
You don’t mind if I clam up instead of musseling in? ---
**Author:** ![G\_MONEY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a3d4f5/32.png) [@G\_MONEY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G_MONEY)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2015, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10852 "2015-01-06T20:43:38Z")
Methinks you are being Koi ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2015, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10853 "2015-01-06T21:13:50Z")
Cod you repeat that in the form of a question? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2015, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10854 "2015-01-06T22:32:38Z")
Perchance he thinks it too _hoi polloi_ to punctuate around the Koi? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2015, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10855 "2015-01-06T22:36:16Z")
Has anyone managed to come up with a clever pun for humuhumunukunukuāpuaʻa? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2015, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10856 "2015-01-06T22:53:17Z")
Walla Walla bing bang? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10857 "2015-01-07T00:17:39Z")
Ah, wouldn’t that involve Doctor Who singing _Mah-na mah-na_ to Grease’s Kenickie and Apu from _The Simpsons_? ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10858 "2015-01-07T18:32:03Z")
What did the stuttering man want with his pita? 😃 humuhumunukunukuāpuaʻa? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10859 "2015-01-07T19:03:56Z")
Does that mean, “C’mon, I wanna lay ya”? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10860 "2015-01-07T20:09:52Z")
Is that a pineapple in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10861 "2015-01-07T21:20:15Z")
Hawaia doin’? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2015, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10862 "2015-01-08T01:59:27Z")
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