# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 546
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 7:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10903 "2015-01-11T07:44:37Z")
You mean because they’re two tired? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10904 "2015-01-11T16:14:46Z")
Excuse me, your honor; side car? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10905 "2015-01-11T16:17:36Z")
Don’t you find this line of questioning exhausting? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2015, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10906 "2015-01-11T17:03:19Z")
It’s cold outside, where’s your muffler? ---
**Author:** ![Tread](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Tread](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tread)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2015, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10907 "2015-01-12T08:45:45Z")
Didn’t Will Ferrell sing that song in Elf? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2015, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10908 "2015-01-12T14:48:46Z")
Didn’t he just lipsync the words while Adam Sandler sang 'em? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2015, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10909 "2015-01-12T18:29:27Z")
Do you mind if I jam a pencil through both ears? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2015, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10910 "2015-01-12T18:43:20Z")
Did you sharpen it first? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2015, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10911 "2015-01-12T18:45:19Z")
What did ya say? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2015, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10912 "2015-01-12T18:50:18Z")
**Can you hear me now?** ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2015, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10913 "2015-01-12T19:04:15Z")
Do I have to use Verizon? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2015, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10914 "2015-01-12T19:08:51Z")
Do you really think I hear in **RED**? ---
**Author:** ![justmeetee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@justmeetee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justmeetee)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2015, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10915 "2015-01-12T20:13:22Z")
Doesn’t everyone get red faced when a misheard statement causes embarrassment? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2015, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10916 "2015-01-12T20:35:23Z")
Do you mean red faced or red faced? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10917 "2015-01-13T03:21:25Z")
Isn’t one better off dead than red? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10918 "2015-01-13T03:51:36Z")
Like Dead Foxx, Dead Skelton and Dead Buttons? ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10919 "2015-01-13T18:03:20Z")
Has this thread become the Big Dead One? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10920 "2015-01-13T20:21:54Z")
Are you the one with dread locks? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10921 "2015-01-13T23:21:14Z")
Whoopi Eutychus? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/10922 "2015-01-14T00:19:09Z")
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