# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 552
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2015, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11023 "2015-01-22T01:45:13Z")
Ah, it’s the little things that count, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2015, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11024 "2015-01-22T02:51:42Z")
Or how you use your little thing? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2015, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11025 "2015-01-22T05:05:27Z")
Does that remind you of a little joke…? [![](https://elections.harpweek.com/1864/cartoons/RemindsMeOf5w.jpg) ](https://elections.harpweek.com/1864/cartoons/RemindsMeOf5w.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2015, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11026 "2015-01-22T05:13:26Z")
Did you know that an “asset” is a little donkey, and an “ascot” is what a little donkey sleeps on? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2015, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11027 "2015-01-22T13:53:46Z")
Oh, are we in “Made Up Trivia” now? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2015, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11028 "2015-01-22T14:02:41Z")
Maybe he tied one on before he posted? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2015, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11029 "2015-01-22T15:22:25Z")
That’s not SOP here? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2015, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11030 "2015-01-22T16:13:17Z")
“Stunningly Overdressed Princesses”? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2015, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11031 "2015-01-22T16:25:29Z")
Oooh, may I be one of those please? (I’ll need a ball gown, and fancy shoes, and a tiara, and lots of jewelry) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2015, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11032 "2015-01-22T16:36:52Z")
Ah, but will you remember to be home before the clock strikes twelve? ---
**Author:** ![justmeetee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@justmeetee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justmeetee)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2015, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11033 "2015-01-22T21:00:55Z")
Would it be ok with you if I took a nap until Jeopardy comes on? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2015, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11034 "2015-01-22T21:09:00Z")
Did you laugh at Bill Murray providing all the correct questions for the Jeopardy answers in _Groundhog Day_? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2015, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11035 "2015-01-22T21:23:56Z")
Doesn’t everyone, really? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2015, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11036 "2015-01-22T22:39:45Z")
Wait, everyone provides all the correct questions for Jeopardy answers? Has ignorance been truly fought? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11037 "2015-01-24T01:34:09Z")
Do you remember when Alex “Wise-ass” Trebek hosted a game show with a giant pinball machine? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11038 "2015-01-24T01:45:13Z")
What can you expect from a Canadian? ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11039 "2015-01-24T01:49:54Z")
Are we insulting Canadians now? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11040 "2015-01-24T01:50:53Z")
Is that possible? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11041 "2015-01-24T01:58:02Z")
Why aren’t those persnickety people from Paraguay ever picked on? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2015, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11042 "2015-01-24T04:35:35Z")
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