# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 558
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2015, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11143 "2015-01-30T15:17:26Z")
Nice bumpers, yes? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2015, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11144 "2015-01-30T15:21:25Z")
But who has the balls to play with her? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2015, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11145 "2015-01-30T15:24:43Z")
People inflicted with a case of massé hysteria? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2015, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11146 "2015-01-30T15:27:37Z")
Chalk it up to wishful thinking? ---
**Author:** ![justmeetee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@justmeetee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justmeetee)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2015, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11147 "2015-01-30T16:43:02Z")
So billiards is on the table now? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2015, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11148 "2015-01-30T17:25:08Z")
Are you closing your eyes to a situation you do not wish to acknowledge, or you are not aware of the caliber of disaster indicated by the presence of a pool table in your community? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2015, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11149 "2015-01-30T17:36:48Z")
Oh no - is there trouble in River City? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2015, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11150 "2015-01-30T21:21:49Z")
Do you think the SDMB needs a boy’s band? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2015, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11151 "2015-01-31T00:10:42Z")
Could they be called Don’t Leave Dishes NSYNC? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2015, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11152 "2015-01-31T00:15:20Z")
Or No Direction? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2015, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11153 "2015-01-31T00:29:54Z")
Or Take It Up the Backstreet Boys? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2015, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11154 "2015-01-31T01:25:14Z")
Or All 4 Me? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2015, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11155 "2015-01-31T16:18:30Z")
Why not take all of me? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2015, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11156 "2015-01-31T17:45:50Z")
What am I, a walker? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2015, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11157 "2015-01-31T17:56:23Z")
Why don’t you choose to be Lily Tomlin? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2015, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11158 "2015-01-31T19:52:49Z")
Did you know she and I were both born on the same day (but many years apart)? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2015, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11159 "2015-01-31T19:59:26Z")
Weird - did you know I just looked up James Gordon Bennett yesterday (I had no idea who he was), and he was also born on September 1st? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2015, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11160 "2015-01-31T20:26:03Z")
Do you also know that, according to DC Comics, Jonathan Kent (Superman’s stepfather) was also born on September 1st? ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2015, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11161 "2015-02-01T02:18:07Z")
I suppose that gives a brand new meaning to Labor Day? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2015, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11162 "2015-02-01T05:01:34Z")
Isn’t every day Labor Day when you work in the Maternity Ward? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=557) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491.md?page=559)