# Questions Only **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491 "2012-12-09T05:40:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 559
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2015, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11163 "2015-02-01T14:34:03Z")
So Labor Day falls on Mother’s Day this year? ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2015, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11164 "2015-02-02T01:30:01Z")
Before you sign that into law, may I leave the planet? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2015, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11165 "2015-02-02T03:11:15Z")
Do you have your own rocketship, or would you like to borrow one of mine? ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2015, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11166 "2015-02-02T13:13:04Z")
Do you have one with a negative mass drive? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2015, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11167 "2015-02-02T13:37:40Z")
Don’t you think those get terrible mileage? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2015, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11168 "2015-02-02T19:18:20Z")
Can I have a starship equipped with warp drive instead? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2015, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11169 "2015-02-02T19:24:48Z")
SHOTGUN! _Um, is that all right with y’all?_ ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2015, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11170 "2015-02-02T19:25:54Z")
_:: I’m amazed! For the first time here my all-caps sentence actually came out in all caps! ::_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2015, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11171 "2015-02-02T19:37:27Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Can I have a starship equipped with warp drive instead? Do you want photon torpedoes and phasers with that? ---
**Author:** ![justmeetee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@justmeetee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justmeetee)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2015, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11172 "2015-02-02T21:56:46Z")
Isn’t torpedo just another name for a sub sandwich? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2015, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11173 "2015-02-02T23:00:49Z")
Okay, you want that on whole wheat or cheese-filled Italian bread? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11174 "2015-02-03T01:10:54Z")
Aren’t all Italians rather cheesy? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11175 "2015-02-03T01:51:46Z")
Or is that only the ones from Parma? ---
**Author:** ![justmeetee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@justmeetee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justmeetee)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11176 "2015-02-03T02:38:16Z")
Is there a cheese factory in the Cleveland suburbs? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11177 "2015-02-03T03:09:55Z")
Is that where Cheez-Its come from? ---
**Author:** ![justmeetee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@justmeetee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justmeetee)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11178 "2015-02-03T03:40:06Z")
Could you be confusing that with post it’s? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11179 "2015-02-03T03:57:00Z")
Or post itch? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11180 "2015-02-03T04:12:56Z")
Have some experience with that, do ya? ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11181 "2015-02-03T04:14:43Z")
Where’s the antihistamine? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only/643491/11182 "2015-02-03T04:33:24Z")
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